Hey yo,when the **** they gonna invent something to cover up alcohol breath?

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I hate fukking lectures from wifey when i come home buzzed. I need a damn solution to this problem. I've tried everything to brushing teeth,gum,cough drops,peanut butter,ect. It's 2013,why cant this be solved yet?
 

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Stride gum, peppermint. Guarantee it works. I'm a base line alcoholic, I should know.
 

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It might be your pores giving you up....

nah she asks me to blow on her when i come home. She's a church girl so she dont drink and me being married to her and "apart" of her church she expects the same. ill admit i have slowed down my drinking but i get urges :noah:
 

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Stride gum, peppermint. Guarantee it works. I'm a base line alcoholic, I should know.

tried it,no luck. I need something that goes deeper (no homo). Alcohol lingers from the lungs (the smell). I need something so strong that it'll over ride it.
 

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No homo dog dip a tampon in alcohol and put it in your ass. You'll get drunk quick with no drunk breath
 

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nut in a water bottle and sip it, something about the way enzymes in ya sperm react to saliva will counteract the alch smell
 
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