HINGE Is The Future Brehs

[Womb Raider]

When I saw this thread got bumped i knew it would be some fukkery but not this.

Yeah fukk these apps imma just chill at a lounge on Friday nights and try to pull at the bar. This is ridiculous sheesh

Yeah breh it’s extreme fukkery that I never thought I’d find myself in. She had already manipulated the family of mine she knew so I was fighting multiple battles at once….but now that I won you know ppl been calling me telling me that they believed me and been praying this whole time.

 

[cyndaquil]

Get ya passport breh

Spoiler

Maybe not Colombia tho

I already got mine. Just came back from a trip

 

[⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐]

Well the time has come and I can be honest about it. That fat bytch I told y’all about tried to stab me for breaking up with her, then lied to the police about it and got me arrested. I actually reported her first, but due to multiple factors (her uncle is a corrupt Philly politician, the cops didn’t believe me and the detective never got me side of the story), I was the one who ended up facing 6 charges with half of them being felonies. I was acquitted but the moral of the story is to never be afraid to bush a bytch. Yeah my name womb raider but Id rather be alone than get into some dumb shyt for the sake of p*ssy. Y’all can ask me whatever but yeah the last 1.5 years of my life was tough and dehumanizing. I’m still here and it didn’t break me, and it’s summer time. I’m outchea

Wait breh


Somebody tried to stab you and you went to the law

And breh, they always arrest the man no matter what. You don’t need to rationalize it, once the police were there and the situation continued to carry out you were getting arrested

 

[⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐]

Wait breh


Somebody tried to stab you and you went to the law

And breh, they always arrest the man no matter what. You don’t need to rationalize it, once the police were there and the situation continued to carry out you were getting arrested

Full disclosure

I called the police on a girl once too

One of the biggest shames of my life

No arrests were made but she yelling and trying to kick in my door for two hours and my neighbors ain’t shyt so I had to call … but mostly because I assumed somebody else was surely going to

 

[Womb Raider]

Wait breh


Somebody tried to stab you and you went to the law

And breh, they always arrest the man no matter what. You don’t need to rationalize it, once the police were there and the situation continued to carry out you were getting arrested

Looking back, I should’ve started recording her ass once she began to spiral. But yes, I went to the law thinking at the very least they would hear both sides. I even had cuts, scratches and marks on me, yet the officer never noted any of them.

 

[cyndaquil]

Looking back, I should’ve started recording her ass once she began to spiral. But yes, I went to the law thinking at the very least they would hear both sides. I even had cuts, scratches and marks on me, yet the officer never noted any of them.

Honestly breh reading your post again I think the worst part about it is all this was over a fat bytch

All these crazy baddies out here and the fat one got the nerve to misbehave

 

[⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐]

Looking back, I should’ve started recording her ass once she began to spiral. But yes, I went to the law thinking at the very least they would hear both sides. I even had cuts, scratches and marks on me, yet the officer never noted any of them.

That’s why I didn’t get arrested. Also had my phone in my shirt pocket recording like a body cam when the police arrived. I made a habit of filming her every time she acted up, told her that we’re working on the pilot for our reality show

That girl tried telling me that the police asked her if there’s anything that they can do to help all she has to do is help them with something

And she told them off

They threatened to arrest her and ordered her to leave but she dragged her feet to show them how stubborn she can be, and this likely helped the two fellas understand why I didn’t open my door for her … it was that time of the month for her, so she had no value here

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

Full disclosure

I called the police on a girl once too

One of the biggest shames of my life

No arrests were made but she yelling and trying to kick in my door for two hours and my neighbors ain’t shyt so I had to call … but mostly because I assumed somebody else was surely going to

No reason to be ashamed. Don’t suffer breh

 

[Womb Raider]

Honestly breh reading your post again I think the worst part about it is all this was over a fat bytch

All these crazy baddies out here and the fat one got the nerve to misbehave

shyt I think @Double Burger With Cheese met her when I came down to the A. She definitely wasn’t worth all the bullshyt.

 

[Thavoiceofthevoiceless]

Just curious, how old are you breh? I’m 38, and for some reason, I had always put the max age for searching at 42, maybe I’m missing out

Just now seeing this message. I'll be 34 next month.

For me, I don't care to get married nor have kids, so I don't have to worry about those expectations with older women. Main thing to worry about with them is their insecurities about the age difference, which is why I'd probably max around a certain age unless they don't give a damn about what people would say.

With that being said, I will not tell my parents about it for obvious reasons

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

Just now seeing this message. I'll be 34 next month.

For me, I don't care to get married nor have kids, so I don't have to worry about those expectations with older women. Main thing to worry about with them is their insecurities about the age difference, which is why I'd probably max around a certain age unless they don't give a damn about what people would say.

With that being said, I will not tell my parents about it for obvious reasons

They don’t care.

 

[Guvnor]

Well the time has come and I can be honest about it. That fat bytch I told y’all about tried to stab me for breaking up with her, then lied to the police about it and got me arrested. I actually reported her first, but due to multiple factors (her uncle is a corrupt Philly politician, the cops didn’t believe me and the detective never got me side of the story), I was the one who ended up facing 6 charges with half of them being felonies. I was acquitted but the moral of the story is to never be afraid to bush a bytch. Yeah my name womb raider but Id rather be alone than get into some dumb shyt for the sake of p*ssy. Y’all can ask me whatever but yeah the last 1.5 years of my life was tough and dehumanizing. I’m still here and it didn’t break me, and it’s summer time. I’m outchea

You met her on Hinge breh? Also after all that you talking about it's summertime.

If I'm you I'm staying in the crib reading a book
Next chick I meet gonna be at the library.

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

You met her on Hinge breh? Also after all that you talking about it's summertime.

If I'm you I'm staying in the crib reading a book
Next check I meet gonna be at the library.

Facts that’s what I’m sayin. I’d want nobody… and if I decided to date, it would be a straight shy introvert….

 

[Womb Raider]

You met her on Hinge breh? Also after all that you talking about it's summertime.

If I'm you I'm staying in the crib reading a book
Next check I meet gonna be at the library.

Yeah I did.

Theres too many bytches out here for me to be worried about this shyt plus im finna start travel contracts, my biggest issue was settling for a bytch I didn’t even want to fukk