Holding Doors For bytches In 2018....We Off That

[Double Burger With Cheese]

Half the women you do this for don’t even appreciate this shyt smh

You know when you about to walk into a store and it’s that awkward distance where someone is not right behind you, but close enough to where you can still hold it for them but have to wait a few seconds? If you do that and it’s a breh behind you, almost every time they will hit the little jog to acknowledge you holding the door and hit that little slight jog

A woman will see you holding the shyt and not even increase her sense of urgency

Then will walk right past a nikka and not even give a head nod or thanks for holding the door. Like damn bytch, a 6’5 nikka with options out here holding the door for you, your fat ass better recognize this and show some appreciation smh


So lately I been on some fukk holding the door shyt. Let me tell you, women be straight appalled

I was coming my in my building the other day and saw an old white lady about to come in. I actually sped up to get in front of her so I could go in and not hold the door

I walked in without looking back and the door closed in her face cause she expected me to hold it. This bytch had an attitude on her face when she walked inbut that’s what that bytch get for expecting shyt out of life

I don’t care if you black, white, a child, retarted, etc... these hoes gotta get in where they fit in from now on.






















I also stopped letting the bytches get on/off the elevator first at work. fukk deferring to these hoes. Bumped into a lil petite white woman and made her drop her computer last week cause the elevator came and she tried to walk in the same time as me cause she expected me to let her go first. bytch I was here first, you better get in where you fit in

 

[Trilogy]

Half the women you do this for don’t even appreciate this shyt smh

You know when you about to walk into a store and it’s that awkward distance where someone is not right behind you, but close enough to where you can still hold it for them but have to wait a few seconds? If you do that and it’s a breh behind you, almost every time they will hit the little jog to acknowledge you holding the door and hit that little slight jog

A woman will see you holding the shyt and not even increase her sense of urgency

Then will walk right past a nikka and not even give a head nod or thanks for holding the door. Like damn bytch, a 6’5 nikka with options out here holding the door for you, your fat ass better recognize this and show some appreciation smh


So lately I been on some fukk holding the door shyt. Let me tell you, women be straight appalled

I was coming my in my building the other day and saw an old white lady about to come in. I actually sped up to get in front of her so I could go in and not hold the door

I walked in without looking back and the door closed in her face cause she expected me to hold it. This bytch had an attitude on her face when she walked inbut that’s what that bytch get for expecting shyt out of life

I don’t care if you black, white, a child, retarted, etc... these hoes gotta get in where they fit in from now on.






















I also stopped letting the bytches get on/off the elevator first at work. fukk deferring to these hoes. Bumped into a lil petite white woman and made her drop her computer last week cause the elevator came and she tried to walk in the same time as me cause she expected me to let her go first. bytch I was here first, you better get in where you fit in

 

[killacal]

Thread should be titled
The kind of shyt that plagues your mind sunday morning as a bum ass nikka

 

[Clark Griswold]

OP is a member of #TeamFugly

 

[Auger]

Thread should be titled
The kind of shyt that plagues your mind sunday morning as a bum ass nikka

But you're in here reading all of it though

 

[hayesc0]

I noticed this also alot of women now dont like it or get it the last steady girlfriend I had didnt like it lol. I still believe you should do it as a nikka born and raised in the south.

 

[Pimp]

I laughed the whole time I read this shyt.

 

[TRY GOD]

If I see a women heading towards a door Im about to go in or out of, unless she is 50+:

• If she is ahead of me, I slow up so she can get past the door holding wait time
• Or I speed up my pace so that I leave no door holding wait time

I only hold doors open for elderly women, or if they happen to be coming out when I am going in or out.

I tend to not deal with small time interaction with people, so I usually avoid contact with all people when I out and about by my self

 

[ejthompson23]

Holding doors for women is sexist it implies she can’t open the door her self and women are just as capable as men

 

[1-8-7-Skillz]

 

[Knowledge]

fukkery inbound

 

[Scuti]

public transportation is the worst
i remember this one time i was on the bus and all the seats were taken so i was standing up by the exit door
this old bytch gets up to exit and i go to walk in front of her to take her seat. She hit me with the and i just stand there in a staredown with her.
I swear to god the tension in that staredown had everyone looking and froze time for a minute Felt like i was in one of the animes

I wasnt about to apologize or nothing, shyt, i didnt even do anything wrong So I continue right past her, brushing shoulders, and take that seat I could taste her anger as she waddled off into the cold winter storm

 

[ADK]

Never had those problems

 

[Hungerpain]

I don't even say thank you to women unless they like 60 years old.

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

I always get thanks and smiles when I hold the door open or let them off the elevator first. Even sparked small conversations and got a few numbers because they saw me as a "gentlemen."

OP probably ugly or dresses like R.Kelly.