Holding in a massive fart around a dime unappreciation

[Da King]

ya i use too live in san antonio end of april is their mardi gras

I miss SA last time I was there was after we won the 05 chip

 

[twan83]

I miss SA last time I was there was after we won the 05 chip

same here down town was crazy that night saw teh cops and fire men on top of cars getting drunk

 

[obarth]

Y'all nikkas don't know how to crop dust? Have everybody in the room wondering who let off that demonic fart, meanwhile you just chilling in the cut like

 

[Kwabena]

Bump

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

I LOVE ME A DIME PISS!

 

[newworldafro]

man sometimes holding it in AINT A OPTION

i was with this dime and i knew it was either let it loose or suffer later with a upset stomach and said fukk that

so while we at her place making out she saw my face and this is how it went

Her: you dont look so good
Me: you know what it was that damn sushi we ate ugh stomach is upset probably got mad gas

her: oh poor baby well just go to the bathroom to handle it then i'll wait and get ready for later on tonite

me: ok i'll go head and go to the bathroom

then this bullshyt happened as soon as i got up that shyt came out in her face all wet and smelly as fukk

her face was exactly like this then this

i was like this then like this then this

and this was said

me: well i guess i dont have to go to the bathroom no more

her: ya i bet that was so foul

me: ya take it we aint getting down tonite now
her: na we still can come here and give me a kiss

then this damn broad did this shyt she came in for a kiss and put her hand over my face and got me back

the whole time she sat there took in my shyt did the same thing in her hand and put it in my face i was like

and she said

her: well u aint the only one who had a upset stomach i didnt want to be embarassed and let it out but u did so i felt better now that i could freely

me: well lets go fukk the gas out of each other

Did you smash

 

[twan83]

Did you smash

Of course it was a gassy situation

 

[lightbearerchef]

man sometimes holding it in AINT A OPTION

i was with this dime and i knew it was either let it loose or suffer later with a upset stomach and said fukk that

so while we at her place making out she saw my face and this is how it went

Her: you dont look so good
Me: you know what it was that damn sushi we ate ugh stomach is upset probably got mad gas

her: oh poor baby well just go to the bathroom to handle it then i'll wait and get ready for later on tonite

me: ok i'll go head and go to the bathroom

then this bullshyt happened as soon as i got up that shyt came out in her face all wet and smelly as fukk

her face was exactly like this then this

i was like this then like this then this

and this was said

me: well i guess i dont have to go to the bathroom no more

her: ya i bet that was so foul

me: ya take it we aint getting down tonite now
her: na we still can come here and give me a kiss

then this damn broad did this shyt she came in for a kiss and put her hand over my face and got me back

the whole time she sat there took in my shyt did the same thing in her hand and put it in my face i was like

and she said

her: well u aint the only one who had a upset stomach i didnt want to be embarassed and let it out but u did so i felt better now that i could freely

me: well lets go fukk the gas out of each other

cuuz who hired this nicca?