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:scust: Seen that shyt the other day. Nd they tried to giggle it off like it was a laughing matter. Why homie aint pull around front so ppl could see the name
 

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Maybe it's me but I never eat Chinese food in the hoodspot for this exact reason. Go to any decent area doing this and they will shut shyt down.
 

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that 4 piece with chicken wings/rat/pigeon/cat held me down for the longest when i was broke

Same here. Amazing how you can find those same Chinese spots in whatever hood and whatever the closest shopping district is to a hood. I love how the size of the wings vary too, one time I get em and the wings are those steroid infused jumbo wings. Next time i go, the wings are normal sized. Sh!t is good though, and to me it just illustrates how fried makes just about everything better. A resturaunt can batter and fry rubber tires and somebody will eat em.

I love how Sean Price frequently mentions the four fried wings and rice too. RIP.

Cee'lo trip six bytch, throw some dice on it
Four chicken wings throw some fried rice on it.


Hey yo b-tape pad and pen, rap shyt
Arm and hammer cocaine, crack shyt
44 Calico Desert Eagle gat shyt
4 chicken wings pork fried rice, cat shyt

All things Sean Price, four wings, fried rice
nikka, duck sauce, who the fukk the boss?
 

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They have the best fried rice but I always be concerned about the pork, chicken and beef. Yall notice Chinese spots pork have that red coloring on the outside. Aint no telling what type of meat that is.

I would only get shrimp sometimes because that's the only meat you can be sure about. And its weird how their chicken be so rubbery....real chicken pull apart. SMH...I love ethnic foods (Jamaican, all Asian types, Italian, Soul Food, Mexican, Caribbean, etc.) but u gotta make sure with those Asian spots. U could be eating rat, dog, cat, c00n, bear, or whatever for all we know.
 

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Same here. Amazing how you can find those same Chinese spots in whatever hood and whatever the closest shopping district is to a hood. I love how the size of the wings vary too, one time I get em and the wings are those steroid infused jumbo wings. Next time i go, the wings are normal sized. Sh!t is good though, and to me it just illustrates how fried makes just about everything better. A resturaunt can batter and fry rubber tires and somebody will eat em.

I love how Sean Price frequently mentions the four fried wings and rice too. RIP.

Cee'lo trip six bytch, throw some dice on it
Four chicken wings throw some fried rice on it.


Hey yo b-tape pad and pen, rap shyt
Arm and hammer cocaine, crack shyt
44 Calico Desert Eagle gat shyt
4 chicken wings pork fried rice, cat shyt

All things Sean Price, four wings, fried rice
nikka, duck sauce, who the fukk the boss?

at this point i'm immune
radioactive chinese chicken wings basically turned me into a marvel character
jahahahahaa

*

that 4 piece with chicken wings/rat/pigeon/cat held me down for the longest when i was broke

real talk
 

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There's a spot in DC on Georgia Ave across the street from Howard Hospital that I'm certain still uses MSG to cook.

That shyt is so :noah:
 

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I think I said it before.

But, the last Chinese restaurant I went to was fukked up. I ordered at one window then slid down to the next window to pay. I grabbed my wallet and happened to look at the back bottom of the register.

I saw what was either old rice or rat turds.

I opened my wallet and told the lil chick that I had my other wallet in the car and that I would be right back.


Never went back.

The point was that no matter what was next to the register, those lazy b*stards couldn't be bothered to clean it up.

Yuck :coffee:
 
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Y'all nikka would have white hair and be shook as hell after seeing live feed.



Get scared and be very afraid.

Scariest movie hands down,......
If you able to watch it a second time.
You gon be even more scared cause you gon realize what you missed.
You will get rid of your wack huff ass friends after this fa real.



Art Barr
 
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