Horrible/Funny beatings you got as a child...

[YBE]

Wilson Elementary, circa 1994. I was 6.

We had just came back from recess, I think. Its a bit hazy. But I remember everybody sitting down while the teacher was reading a story. For some reason, she had everybody in the class get up. We was going somewhere I guess. I was standing next to this kid named Kyle, to the right of him. In front of me was this girl. Well, Kyle thought it was funny to touch that girl's butt (no pedo). Since I was closer to her than Kyle was, when she turned around, she immediately assumed it was me

Girl: "YBE touched my....."
Me:
Girl: "I seen you"
Teacher:

*getting led out of the room to the principal's office*

Me: "But but it was Kyle"
Kyle:



Breh, I remember sitting in the principal's office getting a lesson on not touching girls, the whole nine. I saw moms pull up out the window, I seen it all the way from the office. I already knew what time it was I got the beating of a lifetime when we got home I told her ass like 20x it wasn't me and she just got angrier thinking I was lying. I just accepted the L. That shyt stung my little heart, I still remember that asswhopping as a grown man. I was completely innocent but, got suspended, got my ass whopped and couldn't play my brother's SEGA for a week

 

[You_Ugly_on_Skype]

I got caught coming out of the shower wet, with a work out belt for not doing the dishes.

I couldn't parry the hits like I normally would when I got whoopins', cause I was understandably concerned with protecting my balls.

The aftermath was bad. Had welts everywhere.

 

[AgentGrey]

I dont remember exactly what I did, but my mother broke a lent brush on my head

Breh I just remember my back was turned to her and I felt a sharp pain on the top of my scalp, and the sound of a plastic appliance breaking. I immediately collapsed

Through the adrenaline-induced haze I could see the pieces sprinkling all over the floor like the ashy rain of a warzone, and the silhouette of my mother standing over me furiously waving around the broken handle and talking trash on some WWF shyt, probably somethin like:

"Oh, you thought you could test MEEEEEEEEE?!?!???!"
"It aint goin down like that in MAH HOUSE"

but my head was ringing so loud that I just heard the Charlie Brown mumble
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2hULhXf04[/ame]

 

[SuburbanPimp]

My mom whooped me with the music stand you use to hold your music in band

Changed me forever....

I was about 13 and my nuts was getting big because I was either the same height or taller than her at that point.

She let me know the hard way that she still runs shyt.. I think that was the last ass whooping I recieved from moms...