john goodman
All Star
Philly cops are cool with me...
Half of them are criminals themselves. I smoke weed in front of them and make small talk
Half of them are criminals themselves. I smoke weed in front of them and make small talk





hate philly cops..
earlier just today i was ridin to this meetin at my job and seen a cop walkin back to his car from writin somebody a ticket... and my car inspection sticker expired, the wirin is fukked up on the break lights is fukked up so only the right side lights up, and my turnin signals aint workin... so i'm like "shyt
i hope this fakkit don't spot me."-- sure enough he heads in my direction soon as he gets in his car. but luckily i was only 2 turns away from the meetin with no lights so i got there and parked in time before he could catch up... he musta thought i already got out cuz he passed me up and went turned right back out to the main street he was started on
shyt had me feelin like i was
