How Are You Gainfully Employed But Have A Cracked Phone Screen?

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Cracked phone screen for a woman is the modern day version of a hoe with a dirty car. She prolly fukk you blind but bet she ain't got no plans for life past Friday and Saturday night
 

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Wifey always pointing out my cracked screens...
But i get a new phone every month
It doesn't really matter
...Yet she's gotta say something

Meanwhile she's lost seven remotes
No telling where they might be
Right now.. Shes using a tablet to control a roku with that $2 hulu shyt
I'm like "wifey, what are you doing with all these remotes :flabbynsick:??"
She just makes a face like she'll deal with it later
Or now I gotta rewind .. This is the best part of the show :mad:

But if I have a cracked screen, she has to say "that was quick:pachaha:" or "ugh, you just got that phone last week :scusthov:"
 
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