how can i qualify for the crazy check and who do i have to see to get it?

[flea]

Where would I have to go and what's the process like? i knew this one dude who used to get that check but he wasn't really nuts, he would just shave his head and eyebrows off and act like he was crazy when he'd go to the office. i wish i still knew him so i can get some info. i'll walk into the office with a pudding filled diaper and start eating it if i have to. i don't give a fukk. i just wanna stay home and smoke bud

 

[gangreen]

This guy wants to qualified for SSA disability. You are whats wrong with a welfare state my friend.

 

[Non Sequitur]

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If this works, let me know how you did it

 

[ugksam]

awww the wittle baby doesnt wanna work anymore aww he just wants to lay around like a baby all day and is willing to wear a diaper inorder to make it happen.

fukking weird ass fakkit

 

[flea]

This guy wants to qualified for SSA disability. You are whats wrong with a welfare state my friend.

How do i qualify for ssa disability? If it means being crazy then I have absolutely no problem threatening to kill myself or some shyt like that

 

[flea]

awww the wittle baby doesnt wanna work anymore aww he just wants to lay around like a baby all day and is willing to wear a diaper inorder to make it happen.

fukking weird ass fakkit

Wittle baby? U use baby talk? Is that how u got the crazy check? I promise I can talk just as gay as u just did if it means I can sit around all day watching Maury

 

[ugksam]

Wittle baby? U use baby talk? Is that how u got the crazy check? I promise I can talk just as gay as u just did if it means I can sit around all day watching Maury

ok guy who is offering to wear a diaper and threaten to kill himself so he live a unrealistic fantasy of being a child for his entire life. ok whatever you say you seem like a smart guy.

 

[ugksam]

heres the plan you put on your diaper and get a pacifier and go into the social assistance office and stamp your feet and shake your rattle and if that doesnt work dive onto the ground onto your belly and kick and slap the floor and then spit your pacifier out and cry out "GOO GOO GAH GAH BABY WANT TO DIE" then start eating pudding out of your own asscrack.

 

[ROBEEZYKILLA]

lmao

 

[newarkhiphop]

How do i qualify for ssa disability? If it means being crazy then I have absolutely no problem threatening to kill myself or some shyt like that

Pretend to go into deep depression go see a doctor so it's documented, stop working, collect unemployment until it runs out, make sure you see the doctor a bunch of times in between about your severe depression, once your unemployment runs out go down to your local welfare office and apply for disability based on your doctor proven deep depression

 

[flea]

heres the plan you put on your diaper and get a pacifier and go into the social assistance office and stamp your feet and shake your rattle and if that doesnt work dive onto the ground onto your belly and kick and slap the floor and then spit your pacifier out and cry out "GOO GOO GAH GAH BABY WANT TO DIE" then start eating pudding out of your own asscrack.

I'm tryna get the crazy check not get locked in a padded sell u stupid idiot

 

[LOUD]

Apply for SSI

 

[ugksam]

I'm tryna get the crazy check not get locked in a padded sell u stupid idiot

:dustoff:

 

[flea]

swag

 

[tonyclifton]

@Dirty_Jerz this is the people you want to give your hard earned money too



Thanks for making this OP