How Cheap Are You?

[Donald J Trump]

I once put $1.57 in my tank with no fukks given
I went in the mall and asked for a cup of water, a free lemon, and some sugar packets

I once was about to get my ass whipped at home by moms cuz I was actin up in class, then I put my hands together and prayed
Me: " Lord...if you dont let this teacher call my moms...Imma put 5 dollars in the donations basket"
Sunday rolls around and the teacher never called I only put 4 quarters in
Used to ask for extra napkins and ketchup at mcdonalds when I ordered my $1 double cheeseburger with my value meal fries
Brought $600 to the strip club last year to show off with and only through $80 bucks to them hoes

Used to put water in old detergent 2-3 times after it almost ran out


What you nikkas used to or are still cheap about :bayer:

 

[MAKAVELI25]

$1.57 worth of gas? How do you, as a grown man, go in to a store and ask for $1.57 worth of gas without dying from shame?

 

[kp404]

I once put $1.57 in my tank :

:homerfacepalm:

 

[Donald J Trump]

$1.57 worth of gas? How do you, as a grown man, go in to a store and ask for $1.57 worth of gas without dying from shame?

nikkas that was a long timeeee ago...a real long timmmmme ago

 

[MAKAVELI25]

nikkas that was a long timeeee ago...a real long timmmmme ago

I get the reference but no way I'm dapping you. That's just embarassing, nikka

 

[Mr210]

im cheap but I know much cheaper people

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

nikkas that was a long timeeee ago...a real long timmmmme ago

When gas was $1.58.

 

[Invisible Man]

 

[Marco Zen]

$1.57 worth of gas? How do you, as a grown man, go in to a store and ask for $1.57 worth of gas without dying from shame?

shyt happens

 

[Donald J Trump]

$1.57 worth of gas? How do you, as a grown man, go in to a store and ask for $1.57 worth of gas without dying from shame?

To make it even more fukked up, it wasn't even my car, it was my dads jeep...I ran all the gas out that motherfukker riding around the city with my homies...we was ridin on Z not E it was so bad, and I had spent my last couple of dollars on some onion rings from sonic....nikka went right to the local gas station and put my last $1.57 in



I returned the once half full tank to my pops with a $1.57 worth of gas to him












I aint shyt

 

[Donald J Trump]

When gas was $1.58.

Exactly...I put a half a gallon in that motherfukkin 92 jeep cherokee







Got us home too

 

[Chill]

Like how do you even measure that amount of gas? As soon as you pull the trigger you hit the limit .

 

[Ricky Church]

I don't think I'm cheap at all. just a careful spender.

 

[Dank Hill]

I don't even know how much a gallon of milk cost

 

[MikelArteta]

hidden doggy bag at a all you can eat for dinner