How did House of the Dead get to be such a garbage film?

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Even by video game adaptation standard shyt is:hhh:


Does anyone remember the atmosphere when it was released?







I was in the arcade back then:mjgrin:
 

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Even by video game adaptation standard shyt is:hhh:


Does anyone remember the atmosphere when it was released?







I was in the arcade back then:mjgrin:

Two words...Uwe Bolle.

although him using actual game footage is both :hhh::russ:

I have some vague recollections of a few game mags writing articles kinda hyping it...this was before we really knew Uwe was gaming movies worst nightmare
 

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Two words...Uwe Bolle.

although him using actual game footage is both :hhh::russ:

I have some vague recollections of a few game mags writing articles kinda hyping it...this was before we really knew Uwe was gaming movies worst nightmare
I was gonna say the same thing, I had the unfortunate task up bootlegging this movie and making sure the playback was okay. It was pure butt cheeks Uwe Boll is an abomination
 

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Use to watch this all the time back day shyt was so bad it’s good territory. shyts a comedy.

- the dude getting knocked over in the portapotty

- the dumb ass jock’s dialogue

- everything the captain says

- the way that fed bytch got chopped up tryna get in the window :mjlol:
 
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