Received a call from a business associate telling me that my girl was steppin out. Disguised myself as a fern in my house while she thought i was out of town. Some fakkit in a Seahawks jersey came over and they smashed while i was in the room. After, they ordered 3 NBA games on my credit card, but only watched one. Waited 6 months and paid some bodybuilder off craigslist to run up on the guy while wearing a bigfoot uniform when he was gettin out his car one night. Dude is now in a insane asylum. Checkmate.
