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American water is too soft. It lacks minerals and abrasiveness. It's useless when it comes to actually cleaning stuff and/or removing oils (like on your skin).
And those skin oils contains old skin flakes, bacteria and dirt
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Use european water and you end up so fresh and so clean.
Use american silky soft sissy water and you end up scrubbing forever to try and get clean.
How does ameri-brehdom put up with that duttiness
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American water is more of a drizzle than a scrub
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When you wash your hands after using the toilet you want them stripped of oils and cleaned. Not feel like you just smeared on some oil of ulay over the duttiness

And those skin oils contains old skin flakes, bacteria and dirt

Use european water and you end up so fresh and so clean.
Use american silky soft sissy water and you end up scrubbing forever to try and get clean.
How does ameri-brehdom put up with that duttiness

American water is more of a drizzle than a scrub

When you wash your hands after using the toilet you want them stripped of oils and cleaned. Not feel like you just smeared on some oil of ulay over the duttiness

