I finally truly identified why I can't get into MLS at all.
I used to have a joke "I swear it's always the playoffs and the Sounders are always about to win it but nothing happens"
That's it. When explained, nothing fukking matters because there's always a certain cup, tourney, a playoffs, etc....the fukking league is nonsense.
Plus I have gone to games and it's like everyone is doing the most bullshyt EPL crowd impression. It is so fugazi.
This came across my feed and I figured it would make its way here.

Every team in every league across the planet plays in multiple competitions.
This is poking fun at how far out this league is compared to others.