How do I ask this guy at my gym to be my personal trainer?

[666 ReVeNGe 666]

So, he has the most beautiful body I've ever seen. He works out Monday through Friday. I always notice him helping others and being focused. He usually wears yellow shorts, a blue top with white lettering, these blue and yellow Nikes. His beard is to die for

I really want him to train me

How can I go about asking him out for maybe a post-workout protein shake or coffee and then chatting and asking him to be my trainer?

I don't want to come across as a homo so that's why I haven't done it yet

 

[Action Mike]

not sure if bish or breh

 

[666 ReVeNGe 666]

not sure if bish or breh

What?

Come again?

 

[flea]

grab his meat

 

[VelourSocks]

So, he has the most beautiful body I've ever seen. He works out Monday through Friday. I always notice him helping others and being focused. He usually wears yellow shorts, a blue top with white lettering, these blue and yellow Nikes. His beard is to die for

I really want him to train me

How can I go about asking him out for maybe a post-workout protein shake or coffee and then chatting and asking him to be my trainer?

I don't want to come across as a homo so that's why I haven't done it yet

Your whole post came off as homo, fakkit

nikka talambout another man has a beautiful body and he has a beard to die for

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

get at him in the locker room.
when he is about to open his locker put your hand over his shoulder and hold the locker.

when he turns around tell him "we can do this the easy way or the hard way".

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

 

[Htrb-nvr-blk-&-ug-as-evr]

So, he has the most beautiful body I've ever seen. He works out Monday through Friday. I always notice him helping others and being focused. He usually wears yellow shorts, a blue top with white lettering, these blue and yellow Nikes. His beard is to die for

I really want him to train me

How can I go about asking him out for maybe a post-workout protein shake or coffee and then chatting and asking him to be my trainer?

I don't want to come across as a homo so that's why I haven't done it yet

Sorry, bruh but everything about your post screams homo...from your user name to shyt you say like "to die for " and "he has the most beautiful body". Youse a homo...

Edit: VelourSocks beat me to it...

 

[Action Mike]

What?

Come again?

Be a edomite brehs

 

[Originalgangsta317]

Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

If you a dude you gay straight up

 

[Rue]

@ the replies

 

[thewiz]

P la 'flame'

Saying another grown man has a beautiful body

Saying another grown man has a beard to die for

Wanting to ask him out for coffee

 

[Rue]

im genuine here like because the OP is clearly a girl posing as a guy

 

[Billy Ocean]

N!ggas still gay trolling?



Still...neg rep, 1 star. Fvcking battybwoi

 

[mannyrs13]

breh you a fool for this.

Don't you gotta sign up thru the gym for personal training tho.