How do I ask this guy at my gym to be my personal trainer?

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So, he has the most beautiful body I've ever seen. He works out Monday through Friday. I always notice him helping others and being focused. He usually wears yellow shorts, a blue top with white lettering, these blue and yellow Nikes. His beard is to die for :ohlawd:

I really want him to train me :noah:

How can I go about asking him out for maybe a post-workout protein shake or coffee and then chatting and asking him to be my trainer? :lupe:

I don't want to come across as a homo so that's why I haven't done it yet :snoop:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA :russ:

breh, stop it....:laff:
 

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So, he has the most beautiful body I've ever seen. He works out Monday through Friday. I always notice him helping others and being focused. He usually wears yellow shorts, a blue top with white lettering, these blue and yellow Nikes. His beard is to die for :ohlawd:

I really want him to train me :noah:

How can I go about asking him out for maybe a post-workout protein shake or coffee and then chatting and asking him to be my trainer? :lupe:

I don't want to come across as a homo so that's why I haven't done it yet :snoop:
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What you gotta do is get down on one knee and give him a Fitbit :wow:

Ask for his hand in training :wow:

Make sure you get the Surge. Don't cheap out and get the Charge, he deserves the best. :ufdup:
 

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So, he has the most beautiful body I've ever seen. He works out Monday through Friday. I always notice him helping others and being focused. He usually wears yellow shorts, a blue top with white lettering, these blue and yellow Nikes. His beard is to die for :ohlawd:

I really want him to train me :noah:

How can I go about asking him out for maybe a post-workout protein shake or coffee and then chatting and asking him to be my trainer? :lupe:

I don't want to come across as a homo so that's why I haven't done it yet :snoop:
:russ:

Too much potential fukkery. I'm out.
 
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