how do i court a lady in 2015

[Dirty_Jerz]

I mean like, introducing myself as the person trying to marry her and not be a creepo

Show me the ways?

 

[Malta]

Swipe right and tell her you want to fukk her.

 

[Lost His Smile]

"Ay Ma..."

Then just let destiny takes its course.

 

[Tropical Fantasy]

"Hey how's it going"

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

Swipe right and tell her you want to fukk her.

I don't haz tinder fb a heathen ting dem. Bad man business

 

[Malta]

I don't haz tinder fb a heathen ting dem

Just open a fake FB that only has your pictures and "The man dem Jerz" as the name

 

[Supercoolmayo]

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

"Ay Ma..."

Then just let destiny takes its course.

i wanna rule my destiny

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

"Hey how's it going"

Doesn't exactly show my intent but this seems like a good start

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

Just open a fake FB that only has your pictures and "The man dem Jerz" as the name

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[Dirty_Jerz]

 

[Mr.Forte]

Befriend her father. A pastor walked over to me after service one day with his beautiful daughter and told me "My daughter will be turning 18 in July and I want you to have her"

 

[beezy]

Throw her down and eat da ass

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

Befriend her father. A pastor walked over to me after service one day with his beautiful daughter and told me "My daughter will be turning 18 in July and I want you to have her"

I want to do this so badly. might have to..but with muslims. I was courting a muslimah once for a while and we stayed teaching eachother. She was PRO BLACK. Had fam in africa. She didn't even fukk with soy beans let alone pork.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Can you afford a horse ?