how do i court a lady in 2015

[Dirty_Jerz]

If she was raised by TV and a single parent household where irrational minded people ran things, tell her you got a VIP section to the club.

If she doesn't watch TV and has a damn good shoulder on her head, take her out to coffee.

Clubs are the worst. They have no chill. I went clubbing in GA once though no vip section, but thou women art loosed.


I want some coffee now. What type of coffee do women favor?

 

[Wild self]

Clubs are the worst. They have no chill. I went clubbing in GA once though no vip section, but thou women art loosed.


I want some coffee now. What type of coffee do women favor?

Clubs down south are different. If you look better than some scruffy looking bum, they will give you play. Take a girl out to starbucks and let them choose.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

This works as long as there isn't cockblockers

fax

I haven't met any ladies father yet. Did I lose? Their mom dukes be like me usually, but uncles. And sometimes brothers be testy af.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

@neotheflyingone breh you suprised me. I thought we were cool brooo. That was some hater shyt with that neg. Fr fr breh

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

Y'all go through so much.

Hey I'm @Dirty_Jerz, you're as beautiful as your mother. I would like to buy you flowers and hold your hand sometime

 

[LezJepzin]

fax

I haven't met any ladies father yet. Did I lose? Their mom dukes be like me usually, but uncles. And sometimes brothers be testy af.

Her cuzzo was the testy one. I met an angel back in 2009 at the worst time: her cousin's (my best friend of 20 years) funeral.

My parents were longtime friends of his parents before we were even born. Hell, my Dad introduced his parents to each other.

Her Dad knew me from my Dad so when he saw me step up to meet her , he was

However, my late friend's brother was like


Even though she lived in L.A. , I tried to make it work, but she eventually went on to marry some yella nikka.

He knew I was coo, but he really was a bytch that day.

 

[CashmereThoughts]

I mean like, introducing myself as the person trying to marry her and not be a creepo

Show me the ways?

Stunt for the gram
Keep a Netflix account
Keep cheap wine at the crib

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

@acespaceinvader we out here