How do I cut swine out of my life brehs?

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shyt, It taste good, I can't lie…

It's like you walking out da tanning saloon…
When I pull you out the oven, from baking I got you on my mind…
Rubbing that sun tan lotion all up over your body…
So amazing, how you sparkle when I glaze you, SWINE…

Heyyyyy…my pretty ham hock…it's so feminine
The way you submitted, and how you gave me power…
To massaging me to shower you with lemon water…
Marinate you with seasoning, dipping you in chowder…

Baby…It's like you at the spa, the way you gently
Lay in the pan, while enjoying your butter milk treatment…
I sit and watch the grease, sizzle bubbling on your skin…
Despite the funny fragrance, still I lick my finger frequent…

In any event…I'm reflecting on all the signs that I got,
Saying that I shouldn't fukk with you…
But the way you would TASTE, make you hard to resist…
When I put my mouth on you, but that’s another issue…

ButterFLIES up in my stomach…when I laid EYES on you,
Or was it infection manifesting?...
Confused over the feeling…impatiently eating you,
Chikina worm, CHEWING on the wall of my intestine…

I'ma eat you until there's nothing left…
And til my very last breath…
You gon be a nikka DEATH…
Despite I prepare it the best, and specialize at cooking swine as a chef,
You gon be a nikka death!
WHO CARES, if the swine
Mixed with rat, cat, and dog, combined?
YES, I’MA EAT THE shyt TO DEATH!!!

Ain't that some shyt?
I'ma eat some shyt,
Until what I'm eating kills me!
And I choose to do that…You know why?
CAUSE THAT’S JUST WHAT nikkaS DO.
 
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I've cut back on pork. Grew up eating pork chops, but I stopped eating those a few years back. Haven't ate pork bacon in forever.

I still fall victim to pepperoni pizza :noah:

After this 21-day church-spiritual fast starting on the 10th, I'ma try to cut pork outta my diet for good.

I need to research all foods that have some type of pork in them.
 

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exactly, shyt is disgusting. I remember when I was in high school and we had to dissect a pig. I was so tight I couldn't skip it. The smell of a pig fetus
is probably the most disgusting smell I've ever had to deal with.

Those fetal pigs are embalmed, so that was formaldehyde you were smelling.
 

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I love my greasy pink mistress, I'll never let her go :noah:


:madcoke::madcoke::madcoke:
 

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leave a piece of pork in the sun and watch all the worms in it start coming out or poor some coke on some pork and watch.

That's why pork has to be thoroughly cooked cause those parasites are just in there chilling..
 
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