How do I get a broad from a linkedin message?

TheBigBopper

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So this cute asian chick who's a freshman at my alma mater messaged me asking if she could speak with about breaking into investment banking. She left me her number :shaq:

How do i leverage this into sex?:ohhh:
 

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Rope, tape, and a gun. I'd recommend a ski-mask too, but it isn't necessary.
 
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:mjlol:. But on a real note; all the hard work is done for cuz you got the num. Call her and chop it up to see what she wants to do in the field and blah blah. Then ask to me her at a starbucks or some place. Then when your face to face spit some game on top of the investment shyt. p*ssy should not be thay hard from a freshman chick and you haved graduated with a job. Play your card right and she will be a bytch you can fukk on the regular. Hoe ass nikka (i just had to throw that in).
 

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tell her to meet fo coffee...

talk with her.. give her GREAT advice... drop knowledge on her...

if she feels you were trying to help her..

shed say yes if you invite her out again.

invite her over.
 
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