How do I play the lottery?
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1. Buy $1 scratch offs, 20 of them.
2. Scratch.
3. Any winnings are used to buy more scratch offs.
4. Repeat till you inevitably have no more cash.
5. Complain about the system being rigged.
2. Scratch.
3. Any winnings are used to buy more scratch offs.
4. Repeat till you inevitably have no more cash.
5. Complain about the system being rigged.
You don't.
It plays you
Get the slip...fill out the circles with the numbers you want....give the slip to the attendant....let her run it....and she'll tell you how much you owe.
Or just tell her you want a quick pick on whatever game you wanna play
Scratch offs
Or just tell her you want a quick pick on whatever game you wanna play
Scratch offs
What about the big pot shyt like 20 million or 250 million, how does dat wrk do I buy a prenumbered ticket or do i choose the numbers. Where do I go check to see if I won, online or on tv
Lurka Ternt Posta
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In Russia, the lottery play you.
Online and on TV, usually the 9pm nightly news if you bought before then. Ain't worth it. You can come up on scratchoffs occasionally, the big shyt will disappoint you royally.What about the big pot shyt like 20 million or 250 million, how does dat wrk do I buy a prenumbered ticket or do i choose the numbers. Where do I go check to see if I won, online or on tv
Take the ACT.
Get a 36.
Go to Stanford.
Double Major in two statistics-heavy math courses.
Find the pattern used to determine the combination of numbers for each lottery.
Play the next numbers in the set.
Profit.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/kiriblakeley/2011/07/21/meet-the-luckiest-woman-in-the-world/
Get a 36.
Go to Stanford.
Double Major in two statistics-heavy math courses.
Find the pattern used to determine the combination of numbers for each lottery.
Play the next numbers in the set.
Profit.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/kiriblakeley/2011/07/21/meet-the-luckiest-woman-in-the-world/
I know 2 people who have won $15M and $9M.
Both did quick pick.
The dude with $9M bought a cheap house on an island and living out the rest of his life...
$15M dude blew most of his cash on dumb business ventures, now he's lucky to live off the interest of the tiny bit he put away.
His business partners eatin tho.
Instead of wasting time and money figuring out how to win the lottery, focus on creating a product or service that creates value for customers ... if it becomes an asset, someone will buy you out.
You only need $5 milli to live off dividends, brehs. That's $10K/m after taxes.
Both did quick pick.
The dude with $9M bought a cheap house on an island and living out the rest of his life...
$15M dude blew most of his cash on dumb business ventures, now he's lucky to live off the interest of the tiny bit he put away.
His business partners eatin tho.
Instead of wasting time and money figuring out how to win the lottery, focus on creating a product or service that creates value for customers ... if it becomes an asset, someone will buy you out.
You only need $5 milli to live off dividends, brehs. That's $10K/m after taxes.
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The God Poster
LWO representa
Quick pick
Shyts a scam...how my numbers always 1 off
Shyts a scam...how my numbers always 1 off
dont play that shyt its a waste of time
but if u win pm me i know how to manage finance
u and me been cool anyway and i travel too
other than that...
how do u blow 15 mill?I know 2 people who have won $15M and $9M.
Both did quick pick.
The dude with $9M bought a cheap house on an island and living out the rest of his life...
$15M dude blew most of his cash on dumb business ventures, now he's lucky to live off the interest of the tiny bit he put away.
His business partners eatin tho.
Instead of wasting time and money figuring out how to win the lottery, focus on creating a product or service that creates value for customers ... if it becomes an asset, someone will buy you out.
You only need $5 milli to live off dividends, brehs. That's $10K/m after taxes.
wtf
