How do you deal with a friend who orders girly drinks?

[Drake is God]

When I go to the bar I order a whisky neat, but my buddy orders margaritas, strawberry daiquiri, and other feminine shyt. How do I tell him That is not okay?

 

[lowkey0z]

"lemme get a sex on the beach my g "

"yall got any strawberry-rita's left bro? "

"2 orders of appletini's breh "

you ain't lyin', that shyt sounds sweet as shyt
i prefer straight up shots of bombay/henny/goose/etc. can't be wasting my bread on watered down drinks

 

[666 ReVeNGe 666]

How is it not okay?

Who brainwashed you to believe that's not okay?

Alcohol nasty as fukk. Who cares what a nikka or bytch think. fukk em.

Life too short to care about dumb shyt like that.

My old pawg used to order beers and I got I orange crushes and still got the p*ssy at the end of the night.

The waiter did give me the beer and her the crush though

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

Dude no one and I mean no one gives a fukk, especially in a bar setting what you're drinking. Why spend money on something that taste bitter anyway.

I mean it's not like he's ordering fukking trash Budweiser, Coors or Bud-lite