How do you describe yourself to someone you are dating?

[Tommy Lee Jones]

You're on a first date and she says describe yourself. What do you say?

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

"I'm black."


I'm not joking, I really say this sometimes.

 

[RickyDiBiase]

Put a bytch in a boston crab

 

[TRUEST]

Hermit. Most creative genius you will ever meet. I am loved by otherworldly beings and those in your world. Don’t fucck with me. Fucck with fire and risk an everlasting strike.

 

[King Poetic]

Heart throb — never
Black and ugly as ever
However, I stay Coogi down to the socks

 

[F*ckthemkids]

Honestly if a bytch asked me that shyt I'd probably get up and walk out.

 

[JamesJabdi]

Im like Afro centric asian...half man, half amazin

 

[Vandelay]

I'm so low key, I'm socially awkward, only nikkas who really know me, who I talk with

 

[NoirDynosaur]

Mysterious like a fox

Women can’t figure me out

 

[MikelArteta]

Humble

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

"I'm a person who likes to learn about the world. I look at things and ask 'how was that made?' I like to look at how people act and ask 'why are they acting like that?' I don't think there's a right or wrong way to live one's life as long as people aren't harmed and you're comfortable with the choices you make. That's the kind of guy I try to be, I can't say what kind of guy I am because how I see myself and how others do isn't always the same. I'm hoping as we go along you'll have fun finding out"

There you go OP, you can steal that. Don't stutter while you say it because she'll get up and walk out after hitting you with the combination

 

[Complexion]

Actions speak louder than words.

 

[Devilinurear]

You're on a first date and she says describe yourself. What do you say?

 

[Mordith]

It's mandatory the pussay they hand it to me. I got no game it's just some bytches understand my story.

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

if we on a date then we probably done talked plenty enough for them to get it lol