How do you enjoy yourself while at a club/bar if you don't drink?

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How do you live like this? I was thinking of going completely alcohol-free for like 3 months (not even 1 drop). How do you take home and bang these girls that are all about "Let's drink, yeaaaaaaaaaa!" whilst remaining sober? Is it all about having confidence? Do you just gotta go to the venue 3-4 hours later while they are already drunk? Wouldn't scooping them up at that point, taking them home, and banging them be legally considered rape?:hula:
 

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How do you live like this? I was thinking of going completely alcohol-free for like 3 months (not even 1 drop). How do you take home and bang these girls that are all about "Let's drink, yeaaaaaaaaaa!" whilst remaining sober? Is it all about having confidence? Do you just gotta go to the venue 3-4 hours later while they are already drunk? Wouldn't scooping them up at that point, taking them home, and banging them be legally considered rape?:hula:


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How do you live like this? I was thinking of going completely alcohol-free for like 3 months (not even 1 drop). How do you take home and bang these girls that are all about "Let's drink, yeaaaaaaaaaa!" whilst remaining sober? Is it all about having confidence? Do you just gotta go to the venue 3-4 hours later while they are already drunk? Wouldn't scooping them up at that point, taking them home, and banging them be legally considered rape?:hula:

inquiring non drinker's minds would like to know???
 

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The fact that you are asking this question is sad breh. You remove alcohol from most people's lives and they wouldn't be able to function. You can't even operate without it. You can't even rely on the art of conversation to pick up women without that liquid courage. :smh:

Anyways forget it breh. You need to be drinking because you are most likely unattractive as well.
 

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I quit alcohol 2 months ago. Not gonna lie, it's felt awkward in three ways primarily.


1. Being the sober guy when all your friends are drunk

2. Having to depend on your natural personality and charm to talk to women in certain environments. When you're used to be being a little tipsy when interacting with girls at bars, clubs, and parties, it's an adjustment for sure.

3. A drunk girl showing interest in you and you having to have that "I'm the sober guy trying to fukk this drunk girl" awkwardness. It's an advantage, but an uncomfortable one for people with a conscience.

My best advice is to man up and be you. Alcohol is a drug and you're depending on it too much. I decided last year that nothing good has ever come out of me drinking alcohol....ever. I'm a naturally fun and engaging person to be around that people genuinely like, so I don't need it.

And most of it tastes like shyt anyway.

Best wishes on your journey.
 

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How do you live like this? I was thinking of going completely alcohol-free for like 3 months (not even 1 drop). How do you take home and bang these girls that are all about "Let's drink, yeaaaaaaaaaa!" whilst remaining sober? Is it all about having confidence? Do you just gotta go to the venue 3-4 hours later while they are already drunk? Wouldn't scooping them up at that point, taking them home, and banging them be legally considered rape?:hula:

I don't see how you try to talk to these girls while you're sloppy drunk :yeshrug:
 

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Muscles + fresh fade/ w waves + tight shirt + proper lingo + "clean" shoes = I got chick's attention without saying a word = swag....


White girls, foreign chicks, and milfs don't even hide the thirstiness :snoop:

You nikkas stay getting boosted off these crusty ass beckies showing ya'll love.

Do black women with class or hispanics hide the thirstiness?

That's what I wanna know.
 

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All women are thirsty as fukk. I don't drink, I don't go out a lot but I never seem to feel awkward or anything, it's about confidence dude.
 

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:dwillhuh: why you sober try!n to get w!t them b!tches who wanna drank w!t you???? get w!t they sober fr!end !nstead... !f there !s 1....
 

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