"They bought a $5 million Egyptian mummy."
A 5 million dollar Egyptian mummy.....you can just casually buy an Egyptian mummy?!!

"The divorce was scheduled to go to trial in April, but has been postponed indefinitely by the coronavirus crisis."
Yea i'm sure it's because of coronvirus it's been postponed and not her realizing how fukkked she is

*insert rick ross opening vest and laughing*