How do you like your bacon

[MikeyC]

Gonna have to revise my answer after reading this:

Yes, bacon really is killing us

 

[Complexion]

How to cook perfect bacon:

Arrange bacon evenly on a tray.
Place into cold oven on middle shelf.
Flip the heat to 400 degrees.
Walk away.
Come back in 17 minutes.

You're welcome

 

[YamakaSmacker]

Might as well buy diced pancetta