How does Bret Fart geta free pass for being a top 5 bytchmade human being?

[Nintendough]

Thought he was better than everybody because his dad used to beat him up in a basement.



Thought he was supposed to exit a company on his own terms



Got chumped out and had "business done for him"



Was US Champ status most of his WCW career



Had a world title main event vs Lightning Foot Jerry Flynn


Cut worse promos than Stink

 

[Riley Escobar]

"Bret Fart"

come on man you're better than that, that shyt's almost as bad as BM Chunks

 

[Henzo]

I just re-watched Wrestling with Shadows on Netflix

This dude barely even featured HBGOAT's

character, promos and matches.

This guy acted like Shawn Michaels boiled down to a vulgar catchphrase. He never gave him credit for the genius that he was.

Like Bruce Prichard remarked in his RF shoot, the finish was always "Shawn goes over Bret".

It was Wet Shart who made life difficult. So the Kliq stepped up.

 

[Nintendough]

"Bret Fart"

come on man you're better than that, that shyt's almost as bad as BM Chunks

Iieeeeegiiafucc

 

[CJ]

@Bishop KG Dinero you disappoint me my breh. Worst promos than Stank? Did you forget this Academy Award-nominated Ether that he dropped on Dean Malenko?





That's my Hitman turned Emmett Brown

That's my 4 out of 10 score giving Sharpshooter

That's my Excellence of Execution

 

[Nintendough]

@Bishop KG Dinero you disappoint me my breh. Worst promos than Stank? Did you forget this Academy Award-nominated Ether that he dropped on Dean Malenko?





That's my Hitman turned Emmett Brown

That's my 4 out of 10 score giving Sharpshooter

That's my Excellence of Execution

Malenko is built like a sack of coffee beans and was lower card for life. The fact that a so called all time great even mentioned him in a promo is an L

 

[CJ]

Malenko is built like a sack of coffee beans and was lower card for life. The fact that a so called all time great even mentioned him in a promo is an L

Turning shyt to Gold, the theme of Bret's WCW run

 

[DocZulu]

Even with his WCW debacle, Bret Hart leapfrogs every recent WWE champion. That includes so called Animals (Batista), so called Giants (Big Show) your favorite underwear model (Orton) and bytch ass saluting gangsta White boyz (Cena).

Bret didn't give you boring, protracted title runs. When he was given a hot angle he made it hotter. On his last day in the company he was forced into an angle that dictated their booking for the next 7 years.

Daniel Bryan (and even my dude CM Punk) would be lucky to have Brett's Championship run.

 

[JuvenileHell]

Thought he was better than everybody because his dad used to beat him up in a basement.



Thought he was supposed to exit a company on his own terms



Got chumped out and had "business done for him"



Was US Champ status most of his WCW career



Had a world title main event vs Lightning Foot Jerry Flynn


Cut worse promos than Stink

As a technical wrestler Bret was exceptional, I always liked watching his matches. I agree that he was a big mark though, and that his WCW run was pretty much

And come on, his promos were great, definitely better than Sting's. I realy liked this one he did:



He's no Stone Cold when it comes to promos, but Bret's promos felt so real back then

On a side note... no homo, but is it me or did Bret Hart always looked in the face even during his prime? He always looked older than he was.

 

[Sypress]

Turning shyt to Gold, the theme of Bret's WCW run

 

[CJ]

Lol, nicely done.

That 2nd one kinda banged though:

Spoiler

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Bret and HBK buried the hatchet, it's time to move on brehs.. Let me show you what's real. Two of the GOATS break bread backstage at NXT Arrival.

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

Bret and HBK buried the hatchet, it's time to move on brehs.. Let me show you what's real. Two of the GOATS break bread backstage at NXT Arrival.

Its also the most interested Bret has looked in years

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

Bret was a good promo guy. I dont get where this wack promo shyt came from.

 

[dh86]

He was the catalyst for the 1997 WWF that arguably was their peak quality wise. Bret was an excellent promo