How does Shawn Corey Camel Knowles-Carter explain 2 Blue Ivy why his name is Jay-Z?

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I mean how does a man explain to his daughter that he was another man's sidekick and he dikkrode him so much that he adopted a variation of his name?

"Daddy why do they call you Jay-Z? Your name doesn't have a J or a Z in it."

":huhldup: Well...um."

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Everyone knows Shawn was a 'jazzy' dresser growing up in Marcy, thus he rearranged the letters to come up with his rap moniker. :comeon:
 
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jayshiggs said:
Everyone knows Shawn was a 'jazzy' dresser growing up in Marcy, thus he rearranged the letters to come up with his rap moniker. :comeon:
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:snoop::jaywon::artbarr:

The harder question to answer will be "Daddy, why did you ever think Memphis Bleek was 'Next'?"
 
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If Ivy takes the train to BK she might see the jiggaman train, probably won't be as hard as it was for Nas to explain for his daughter about them rubber things she used to play with in the car weren't balloons for her (missed) birthday. :scusthov:


All jokes aside, shyt must be mad awkward now that Jay and Nas are homes and all that.
Destiny knows that Jay left condoms in her babyseat, then her father went to work for him to be able to afford to give her half brother the life she never had :to:
 
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