How early in the day do you try to set up a booty call?

[john goodman]

3:30 text 'what's up' to 3-5 candidates

4:30 gauge interest and send formal invite

9:00 open bottle of wine

9:35 sex

11:30 sleep

 

[Ricky Church]

you got game, you can not talk to the hoe in weeks and hit her with the ONE text at midnight.

"whatup? let's chill."

 

[Mr. Somebody]

you got game, you can not talk to the hoe in weeks and hit her with the ONE text at midnight.

"whatup? let's chill."

Thats not game, friend. Thats a lonely, desperate and mentally depraved woman, friend.

What woman is waiting by the phone for some demon to call her for a brief demonic encounter.

Nothing worth bragging about.

Its so demonic, friends.

 

[Boogie]

I aint know you planned booty calls. Tell me more.​

 

[john goodman]

I aint know you planned booty calls. Tell me more.​

Ya havign a system is good.. I like to have a system for everything in life... Sexual release included

 

[Ricky Church]

Thats not game, friend. Thats a lonely, desperate and mentally depraved woman, friend.

What woman is waiting by the phone for some demon to call her for a brief demonic encounter.

Nothing worth bragging about.

Its so demonic, friends.

let my feelings or "lack there of" towards a woman's emotions stop me from smashing breh.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

let my feelings or "lack there of" towards a woman's emotions stop me from smashing breh.

Alot of men with stds and babies they hate have said the exact same words. Wont happen to you though huh friend.

Its so demonic, friends.

 

[Ricky Church]

Alot of men with stds and babies they hate have said the exact same words. Wont happen to you though huh friend.

Its so demonic, friends.

I am the epitome of a demon breh, so no...I'm immune

 

[Mr. Somebody]

I am the epitome of a demon breh, so no...I'm immune

True. As long as you know the end of your chapter is pain and suffering, let it be so, friend.

Its so demonic.

 

[OPTiMO]

I hit my booty call up on Saturday night and had her pick me up. I was too drunk and couldn't even get my dikk up so we watched movies all night.


That next morning was terrible, I woke up and asked for a ride home to watch the 9ers game.

 

[ThaBoyBam]

Not a second before 10pm. Anything else, I consider courtship

 

[Boogie]

fukk it let me call 1 of my hoes right now then