How Hard Is It To Follow Instructions?

[1/2OfDaBruinz]

This bytch ASKING ME to cook for me, damn near begging. I keep telling her ass no, cause she ain't never cooked the shyt I be on. I was like fukk it, she just trying to do something nice. So I told her to make me some Tofu with rice and beans and chopped veggies, and just to use one of the sauces I had in the cabinet. I told her to use the coconut milk and to fry the Tofu in the coconut oil.

I will give her this, she did press the Tofu, dry it out, and cube it up right. After I saw that she did that, I was like, let me go chill, I not about to be micromanaging this hoe.

But man, why this bytch call a nikka to the kitchen, and I see she opened up one of my coconut waters. I'm like, what you doing with that? She talking about, you asked me to use coconut milk. I'm like, bytch, that's coconut water

Then, I see that she frying the tofu in Peanut oil. bytch I said Coconut oil

Then I tasted one of the Tofu cubes That shyt was salty than a mothafukka. bytch is you trying to kill a nikka

Then I see vegetable broth on the counter What the fukk did you break that shyt out for? You in here, and you don't even know what the fukk you doing.

The straw that broke Jay-Z's back was when she got an attitude with a nikka You the one in here fukking up. I told ya dumb ass I din't want you cooking for me, cause I know you don't be making this shyt. I was trying to be nice to ya stupid ass. bytch this healthy shyt don't be cheap, get ya Bottom Chef face ass out the damn kitchen. Now she call herself mad at a nikka

 

[Couth]

I told her to make me some Tofu with rice

ol' dear diary ass nikka.

 

[Cognitive Dissonance]

Maybe she wanted your attention

 

[Ricky Church]

 

[Detroit Wave]

negged for having a bytch made diet

 

[1/2OfDaBruinz]

negged for having a bytch made diet

 

[Banned Account12]

This bytch ASKING ME to cook for me, damn near begging. I keep telling her ass no, cause she ain't never cooked the shyt I be on. I was like fukk it, she just trying to do something nice. So I told her to make me some Tofu with rice and beans and chopped veggies, and just to use one of the sauces I had in the cabinet. I told her to use the coconut milk and to fry the Tofu in the coconut oil.

I will give her this, she did press the Tofu, dry it out, and cube it up right. After I saw that she did that, I was like, let me go chill, I not about to be micromanaging this hoe.

But man, why this bytch call a nikka to the kitchen, and I see she opened up one of my coconut waters. I'm like, what you doing with that? She talking about, you asked me to use coconut milk. I'm like, bytch, that's coconut water

Then, I see that she frying the tofu in Peanut oil. bytch I said Coconut oil

Then I tasted one of the Tofu cubes That shyt was salty than a mothafukka. bytch is you trying to kill a nikka

Then I see vegetable broth on the counter What the fukk did you break that shyt out for? You in here, and you don't even know what the fukk you doing.

The straw that broke Jay-Z's back was when she got an attitude with a nikka You the one in here fukking up. I told ya dumb ass I din't want you cooking for me, cause I know you don't be making this shyt. I was trying to be nice to ya stupid ass. bytch this healthy shyt don't be cheap, get ya Bottom Chef face ass out the damn kitchen. Now she call herself mad at a nikka

lol is this really how it went, the dumb ass/bytch included?

 

[1/2OfDaBruinz]

lol is this really how it went, the dumb ass/bytch included?

This is exactly how it went, except I didn't call her out her name like that. That's why I had to vent on here. I can't turn up on that bytch like that, ma dukes raised a nikka with too much respect At the end of the day, she was just trying to do something nice for me, but she don't have good listening skills.