I hope ya at least give a courtesy flush

I gotta get naked to achieve maximum comfort levelsI be in there for like 10 minutes

I usually spend more time wiping than I spend actually shytting
I have to, even though I live by myself...otherwise there's a 60% chance I'll clog my toilet.
Ten minutes?
That's nothing, I'll be in there with a laptop and two DVDs to watch.![]()
