How Long Would You Survive in a Horror Film?

[ORDER_66]

Didn't you see the video? He was a shark himself

"Music Video"

 

[Dada]

Til the end. No sex, no drugs, no partying, no investigating noises, no splitting up, no running back into the house, no flagging down cars (that turn out to be more bad guys). No link on skim.

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

You got: The wrongfully accused weirdo!
For a good chunk of the movie we were led to believe you were the murderer. You’re the geek, so naturally you were the first to be blamed when bodies started piling up. You might’ve made it through the first movie, but your fate is sealed for the sequel. Hopefully you go out with a bang.



I checked my movie will flops so no sequel I live

 

[Tunez]

After I smash the hottest chick in the movie you could kill me

 

[Groanman]

I'm not going to a weird house with the college professor and a group of students.
Not going to the library to research microfilm of old newspaper articles of that "deformed" young girl that was killed by an angry mob.
I don't give a fukk what happened to old Mrs Crumplestein that night she set the bingo hall ablaze.
Your child can see dead people, you say? Good for him. Why are you telling me that shyt? Leave me alone.
If my dog angrily barks at a certain spot on the ground in the back yard, I'm moving. And I'm leaving the dog.

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

fukk that, I'm lasting til the end. I could kill who I gotta, and prayer can keep all the demons (freddy krueger, exorcist, etc) away.

I would set fools like Jason and Michael Myers up, chop them muhfukkas heads off and burn the bodies. All I need is a machete

Movies like Scream, a skinny muhfukka charging me with a knife? nikka thats lightwork. movie would have been over in 10 minutes muhfukka would came up off his knife and got his throat slit.

Then the real horror movie would start as I have to defend myself against capital murder charges from murdering little Cotton Weary, who was only trick or treating and I killed in a senseless fashion. shyt would go from Scream to the Green Mile in a heartbeat

 

[BedRoomI'z]

My results: The jokester who keeps eluding
death!

And that's only if I decide to hang out at the lil white people party

 

[BedRoomI'z]

I'm not going to a weird house with the college professor and a group of students.
Not going to the library to research microfilm of old newspaper articles of that "deformed" young girl that was killed by an angry mob.
I don't give a fukk what happened to old Mrs Crumplestein that night she set the bingo hall ablaze.
Your child can see dead people, you say? Good for him. Why are you telling me that shyt? Leave me alone.
If my dog angrily barks at a certain spot on the ground in the back yard, I'm moving. And I'm leaving the dog.

CHURCH! TABERNACLE

 

[Groanman]

My results: The jokester who keeps eluding
death!

And that's only if I decide to hang out with the lil white people party

Yeah. That should be rule number 1.......Don't hang out with white people.

 

[Mr. Foxx Foxx]

I dont know allot of horror movie girls are easy I might get caught up while trying to get it in.

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Yes a lotta people get fukked off in movies trying to fukk.

Seems like that should be the last thing on your mind when you just found your moms head in the sink

 

[Crakface]

It is 20% likely that you will survive a horrific situation!

20%
Odds are you will not survive, but you will probably be the second or third person to die.

 

[Crakface]

She made it though.