How long yall gotta be together before you start passing gas in front of each other?

[onthereal]

First time I ever farted in front of my chick......

I felt something unnatural, ungodly

What could have betrayed me? Was it them cajun wings from wing stop?

Whatever it was it had a nikka

I apologized beforehand for what was about to take place

I knew in this moment, our relationship would never be the same

And then it happened:

Spoiler

Good news is she was okay with it, but she still gives me the

from time to time


And I just be like ion smell nothin

 

[prince_peoples]

the moment i get the p*ssy i no longer hold my gas.

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

I fart so bad my wife will go sleep on the couch sometimes she is so disgusted