how many dates until you're fukking?

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And how does the path of progression look?

Say you meet a bytch off OKCupid. Should you be making out with her on the first date, and then fukking by the second or third?
 

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Do you use the Internet for dates? If so, how do you screen for sluts who will put out on the first date?

I don't know of they put out on the first date..if the date goes well..we fukking..if the date goes bad,.we're not..I've only been on two dates on OK Cupid that didnt go well...but now I'm talking to this Pakastani bytch right now..haven't called her in a few days..she messages me but I don't message back..she wants to kick it, but I'm too lazy to clean my house so I can't bring her to my dirty apartment..when I decide to clean my house, Im gonna hit her up..
 

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I don't know of they put out on the first date..if the date goes well..we fukking..if the date goes bad,.we're not..I've only been on two dates on OK Cupid that didnt go well...but now I'm talking to this Pakastani bytch right now..haven't called her in a few days..she messages me but I don't message back..she wants to kick it, but I'm too lazy to clean my house so I can't bring her to my dirty apartment..when I decide to clean my house, Im gonna hit her up..
I've had 4 OKC dates and none of them resulted in any ass :wow:

Made out with one bytch, and got a few kisses from the others, but the dates went nowhere.

:wtf: am I doing wrong? :sadbron:
 

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I don't know of they put out on the first date..if the date goes well..we fukking..if the date goes bad,.we're not..I've only been on two dates on OK Cupid that didnt go well...but now I'm talking to this Pakastani bytch right now..haven't called her in a few days..she messages me but I don't message back..she wants to kick it, but I'm too lazy to clean my house so I can't bring her to my dirty apartment..when I decide to clean my house, Im gonna hit her up..
So the only thing between you and some p*ssy is a broom?

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Ya..I got hella dishes stacked in my sink all over the kitchen..I washed clothes yesterday..so I did something..my sisters acting like a bytch..I pay her $12 an hour to clean my house and she doesn't wanna do it.,
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I was just breaking your balls a little bit.
I wouldn't bring anyone to my house if it wasn't spotless either.
 
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