How many of y'all eat at your office potlucks??

NormanConnors

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u never lying.... i be taking a piss at work and every now and then, u have motherfukkers walking out the stall after taking a dump walking straight out

BRUH!!! I work with a bunch of engineers and I see this shyt daily!

Lmfao. This shyt is DEAD true. I can see that shyt too.

The way our stalls are set up, you can kinda peak through the stall to see who's at the sink. If I hear a toilet flush and see somebody walk past the sink and out the door, it's ALWAYS a white dude. shyt don't make no damn sense.

Same, I'm in an environment where folks walk with their laptop on the go, bringing that joint plus their lunch, coffee and etc in the bathroom with them as well, and to top it off not wash their hands when they leave out:scust:


I wash my hands before and after w/a towel to pull the door handle after. I also have certain protocols if the towel dispenser isn't automatic and has a handle :ld:. shyt is serious out here.
 

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Same, I'm in an environment where folks walk with their laptop on the go, bringing that joint plus their lunch, coffee and etc in the bathroom with them as well, and to top it off not wash their hands when they leave out:scust:


I wash my hands before and after w/a towel to pull the door handle after. I also have certain protocols if the towel dispenser isn't automatic and has a handle :ld:. shyt is serious out here.

What about them dudes that use hand sanitizer instead of washing their hands? I've seen a few dudes do that :mjlol:

Y'all think that's acceptable?
 
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We do one once a month here, it was my idea.

I`ll eat some stuff, we got this wacked out old white lady who always brings something in related to fish

Clam dip
Shrimp salad

Amazes me she brings such niche shyt to a damn potluck.
 

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What about them dudes that use hand sanitizer instead of washing their hands? I've seen a few dudes do that :mjlol:

Y'all think that's acceptable?
Nah, but better than nothing I guess if that's all that is available. The sanitizer has to be legit with the right alcohol percentage though, otherwise :camby:.

I tend to have extreme cases of OCD though, so when my mind starts working its :sadcam:
 
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Soooo....I tend to not eat during my office potlucks unless the shyt is store bought because I work with A LOT of Yt people. Call me ignorant or whatever, but I just refuse to eat their cooking. I'm sorry.

There's this older Black lady that works here who cooked breakfast once and brought in and the shyt was sooooo good. Then I realized I'm more likely to eat food from a particular type of person. *shrugs*

you realize how much of a waste of time this is?

lets tally it up:

1. you eat fast food passed to you out of a window cooked by teenagers making minimum wage :usure:
2. you eat delivered pizza/chinese that has had who knows what dont to it
3. you eat food prepared in factories that are states away from you

i could go on and on....but you get the point.....

if youre going to get got....youre going to get got....theres nothing you can do about it....so stop worrying about it

so unless youre going to grow your own food, raise your own livestock, and only eat what you cook :yeshrug:
 

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What is it with white people not washing their hands?

Years ago, some work colleagues and myself would order pizza once a week for lunch. This one white guy always had his hands in his pants to "unstuck his balls from his thigh" :scust:.

Me and the others would grab out slices first, he never washed his hands. Just nasty! As for potlucks, I don't mess with them, if they aren't catered by a trusted resturant. White people, especially those with cats, I don't eat behind. They'll have the cat all on the kitchen counter and shyt, I'm good! Don't wash their hands, sneeze/cough over food, believing germs are good for the immune system. :sadcam: :hubie:
 

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What is it with white people not washing their hands?

Years ago, some work colleagues and myself would order pizza once a week for lunch. This one white guy always had his hands in his pants to "unstuck his balls from his thigh" :scust:.

Me and the others would grab out slices first, he never washed his hands. Just nasty! As for potlucks, I don't mess with them, if they aren't catered by a trusted resturant. White people, especially those with cats, I don't eat behind. They'll have the cat all on the kitchen counter and shyt, I'm good! Don't wash their hands, sneeze/cough over food, believing germs are good for the immune system. :sadcam: :hubie:

Omg.

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Umm I would attend but be VERY SKEPTICAL of who cooked what. Some white men I work with don't wash their hands after pissin or shyttin so that's a :hhh::scust: and I will look on that sign up sheet and if they cooked...I will gladly reject their dishes. There a white female who has cats at her home....she X'ed out as well. The others seem ok and this white chick around my age who is married made some bomb ass mini cheesecakes with the nilla wafer crusts and fresh blueberries and strawberries on top....:ahh::noah::wow:. One other white woman who is clean and always using sanitizer is making lemon bars....those are my fav and cacs particularly cacettes make the bomb azz desserts....but if they are nasty or have animals at their home....:whoa: they getting X'ed out as well.

Thank god for access to the sign up sheet...LOL
 

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Umm I would attend but be VERY SKEPTICAL of who cooked what. Some white men I work with don't wash their hands after pissin or shyttin so that's a :hhh::scust: and I will look on that sign up sheet and if they cooked...I will gladly reject their dishes. There a white female who has cats at her home....she X'ed out as well. The others seem ok and this white chick around my age who is married made some bomb ass mini cheesecakes with the nilla wafer crusts and fresh blueberries and strawberries on top....:ahh::noah::wow:. One other white woman who is clean and always using sanitizer is making lemon bars....those are my fav and cacs particularly cacettes make the bomb azz desserts....but if they are nasty or have animals at their home....:whoa: they getting X'ed out as well.

Thank god for access to the sign up sheet...LOL

My nikka!!!

So how do you determine who's clean and who isn't? Like, which cac is okay to eat from? Lol.

Is it something you can just tell? Or is it how they carry themselves? Smell? Lol
 

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My floor is filled with nothing but West indians and a few hispanics(word to @Blackout :mjgrin:) and every Chistmas everyone brings in a dish and I'll be damned if it aint always a competition for who made the best dish and its always a bunch of runner ups.
:ohlawd:

Hands down, every year I end up taking a plate home. Everyone throws down including myself :ehh:
 

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My floor is filled with nothing but West indians and a few hispanics(word to @Blackout :mjgrin:) and every Chistmas everyone brings in a dish and I'll be damned if it aint always a competition for who made the best dish and its always a bunch of runner ups.
:ohlawd:

Hands down, every year I end up taking a plate home. Everyone throws down including myself :ehh:

What dish u bring
 

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What dish u bring


A pan of Fried chicken wings..with the skin. Marinated for 24 hours prior in my special herbs and spices.

:ohlawd:

They always compliment on it.....and It always goes fast every year. You come late and you just gonna see my pan with crumbs in it.
 

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My nikka!!!

So how do you determine who's clean and who isn't? Like, which cac is okay to eat from? Lol.

Is it something you can just tell? Or is it how they carry themselves? Smell? Lol
I talk to them so I can assess their hygiene as much as possible. If I seen men not wash hands....that's a hell nah to their dish. Also some I work close with so if any nasty habits are noticeable.....that's a hell nah. With women....i also check for nasty habits....and if a woman is nasty and trifling....u know u got a lot on ur hands. Check for how women present themselves...most women of quality value their presentation when it comes to appearance and cleanliness.

Oh and I don't eat from women or men who have many pets.
 
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