how many people would show uo to ur funeral if u passed?

[Trajan]

i already told my parents if i die before em, just cremate me or don't claim my body, why spend 20-30k for osme fake ass funeral surrounded by fake as friends , i only see the majority of my family at weeddings, i dont need dem nikkaz there .

so throw a little bbq with my picture up there and i'd say like 15 people and like 7 former thots mourning me

My dude is CONSISTENTLY negative.

Reincar...whether intentional or not..you crack me the fukk up dog. You belong on a sitcom fam..your persona would be golden.

 

[Trillion]

Coli mods

 

[MikelArteta]

My dude is CONSISTENTLY negative.

Reincar...whether intentional or not..you crack me the fukk up dog. You belong on a sitcom fam..your persona would be golden.

lol , but when you think of it breh, a funeral is just like a 500 friend fb list on your birthday bunch of nikkaz who don't say nothing all year saying happy birthday etc. that's what a funeral is, nikkaz just want to go put on a suit, catch up with people they haven't seen in a while, eat food, and act like they gave a damn when you were alive, f dem nikkaz.


I remeber the last funeral I went to, this nice sweet old lady at my church, Her kids rarely saw her, her only real friends were people at my church, yet her funeral every seat in teh church was packed a bunch of people who never gave a damn about when she walked the earth were there, all solemn, eating crackers and cheese after

 

[RadaMillz]

Muslim burials are quick and inexpensive, people are usually buried the same day they died with just a shroud. People do show up to make a final prayer and down u go 6 feet under.

 

[Black]

My fam got mad me at me because I didn't go to my aunt's funeral. I'm like I don't fukk with her.

 

[Heafcliffe]

Mom, Sister, Brother, Grandma, Wife, Mother-in-law, Grandma-in-law, Brother-in-law

Don't have much faith in any "friends" showing up.

7 to 8, I'm pretty sure.

 

[MoeDollaZ$]

Roll my ashes in a blunt and smoke me like im pac