how NOT to put a female on a pedastal

[Super TD Jakes]

alright so you've heard it a million times.... "don't put these broads/females/hoes/p*ssy on a pedastal"

but wut duz it really mean in every day situations and every day life?

let me holla atchu real quick no


#1 when you see a bad bytch, don't gawk at her , this is tha biggest rule and this is probably tha biggest way nikkaz "put p*ssy on a pedastal", tha moment your jaw drops (no ) thats tha moment you've given this bytch power, and put that p*ssy up there on tha golden pedastal, its pretty much a wrap at that point (not 100% wrap but you just cut your chances real low)
now... u probably wonderin, well wut tha fukk should i do? just let some grade a p*ssy pass me by? nah , definatley not here go tha answer.................wait for it........................................holla at tha bytch! (duh), its just that simple, u see something u like say "hi" and take it from there

i know right? tha key here is u didn't put that p*ssy on tha pedastal, so if tha bytch says no, give a and keep it movin

to even get to this level u have to be there mentally, stop obsessing about females day and night, stop worrying about wut they like, stop worryin about wut they think, just stop all of it, go back to when you were like 8 and all u cared about wuz pizza and video games, back when u didn't give a fukk about a broad and just said wutever wuz on your mind without second guessing it to anybody (like when u dissed your auntie's ugly ass sweater she got u for christmas) you'll thank me later


i forgot wut i wuz gon say now, so yeah threads over, see yah next time

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[Super TD Jakes]

this cute lil' broad that work at my credit union was given me the eye every time i'd go there, so one day i got her number....a few days later i texted her my number and told her to lock it in her phone, she texted back "got it" and a few more days I made a call to her, she was like who is this? told her my name, she was like "oh i didn't lock your number in, i don't feel like talkin'" then i said "ok you have a good 1", then she said "what" like in a buckin' way, then I said "you have a good 1" then she was like "i don't feel good" i said "hope u feel better"

got off the phone and deleted her number, next time i went to the bank and she was talkin' to this big burley light skin cop, i passed her by didn't say nothin' went right in line...next thang you know it dawns on me that a female voice is repeatedly callin' my name, i look over my shoulder and there she is, all up in my face talmbout "what's up, i see your hair growing, you tryna get dreads like me (had gel twists at the time, rock cornrolls now) after she tried to make small talk she walked back to her desk

now everytime i go there i don't say nothin' to her, can even look at her and not say nothin', even if she's the one that gotta serve me and handle my transactions i treat her like i never met her, i come in there fly all the time and every time she checkin' me out and i give her the cold shoulder

as you get older you learn to not waste time playin' games and if a broad can't reciprocate on any level, i have no time for her...gotta have principles...

 

[Xtraz2]

this cute lil' broad that work at my credit union was given me the eye every time i'd go there, so one day i got her number....a few days later i texted her my number and told her to lock it in her phone, she texted back "got it" and a few more days I made a call to her, she was like who is this? told her my name, she was like "oh i didn't lock your number in, i don't feel like talkin'" then i said "ok you have a good 1", then she said "what" like in a buckin' way, then I said "you have a good 1" then she was like "i don't feel good" i said "hope u feel better"

got off the phone and deleted her number, next time i went to the bank and she was talkin' to this big burley light skin cop, i passed her by didn't say nothin' went right in line...next thang you know it dawns on me that a female voice is repeatedly callin' my name, i look over my shoulder and there she is, all up in my face talmbout "what's up, i see your hair growing, you tryna get dreads like me (had gel twists at the time, rock cornrolls now) after she tried to make small talk she walked back to her desk

now everytime i go there i don't say nothin' to her, can even look at her and not say nothin', even if she's the one that gotta serve me and handle my transactions i treat her like i never met her, i come in there fly all the time and every time she checkin' me out and i give her the cold shoulder

as you get older you learn to not waste time playin' games and if a broad can't reciprocate on any level, i have no time for her...gotta have principles...

this woulda been perfect for my next thread

 

[Super TD Jakes]

this woulda been perfect for my next thread

make the thread homie, coli need to hear that...

 

[PhonZhi]

next time u see a big booty chick imagine wat it smell like between them cheeks after a week of not showering