How often do corporate jobs give drug tests? Lawyers/Corporate brehs get in here....please...

Ello_Vee

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Every corporate office job I have worked has drug tested once at the start of employment and never during. They tested everyone across the board, no matter what level you were at.

Now, corporate non-office jobs where you're operating equipment/machinery (including vehicles, etc), different story. After every accident, you gonna get drug tested to see if they can pin it on you.
 

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Smoke a blunt soon as they wake up and take a shower like there's no way they will know. Brush their teeth for 20 minutes.

Put on new clothes still in plastic and wear some kenneth Cole cologne.

Still smell that weed when they breathing close to you. These weed heads need to just wait till after work or the weekends
 

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Only Federal Gov jobs do, and they're regularly scheduled.
Lawyers, doctors, bankers, accountants, etc. don't ever get drug tested. Just show up with a good resume, and they'll take you.
 

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Most companies will drug test all employees across the board prior to employment. Now once u pass the initial drug screening...white collar jobs usually don't require additional drug screening unless u show signs of drug usage like smelling like trees, doing suspicious shyt like going to work LOOKING HIGH, having white particles around yo nose, u missing work and not calling in, extreme financial issues where its affecting ur clearance, and not being able to function at work. Govt jobs...well some I hear have regularly scheduled urinalysis to check for u using trees.

Blue collar jobs it's different because u tend to operate machinery and if u get in an accident....yo azz getting piss tested or plucked to check for u puffin da blunts.

It's sad jobs do this but its what they do. It's like we can't even relax, unwind and have fun on weekends and Friday nights. But folks are dumb as fuk to go to work high or drunk. Save that shyt on weekends and Friday if u gotta do it.
 
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