Breh one of your homies took a yuge shyt on my wife's old car. That was really foul

. We went through different car washes and the shyt was like a tatoo tear drop.
Bird shyt and eggs will fukk a car's paint all the way up.
My cousin got beef with a girl and I told her to keep her car in the garage because ol girl will drive by and egg it. I told her what it could do to paint and she was like

"ima egg that bytch's shyt first"
2 hrs later, I'm in the living room and I see her leaving with a big ass plastic bowl, covered with a top. I think nothing of it so I continue watching TV. I go in the kitchen, and I see a bunch of eggs shells in the garbage. 20 minute later, she come in laughing with the empty bowl in her hands like "Thanks for the tip, cuz! I egged that bytch's car!

"
Come to find out, she scrambled the eggs and dumped them on the hood of her car
