Here's the original extract as follow:
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*takes whiff*
Ahhh you smell that? Umph - Thats the aroma of a another awesomely ass kicking season of *commences to air guitar*
BEACON HILL BILLIE FOOTBALL EXTRAVAGANZA!!! *echoes* (Ganza za za za za za za zaaaa...)
To those who are bored/bold enough to click on the email/newsletter, much appreciaciones is extended your way (and in more ways than one if necessary eh heh heh. Just kidding. Or maybe).
Dont know about you guys, but the onset of autumn depresses the hell out of me (that is, if youve been self-diagnosed with Season Affective Disorder like yours truly). But fret not my Hill Billie-steins, fall entails gridiron excellence on the collegiate, professional and local recreational levels (and that to me is like a socially sportastic orgasm *ughh ahhh ughghghh*).
And what gooder way to get involved than placing your frisky little fingers on some inflated PIG SKIN BLADDER thatll make you go, Ugh ugghh ahh ughghghhhh
Now that our roster is complete, Id like to formally introduce our new inductees. Everybody (including the plant that Im talking to right now), Id like to introduce to you:
Francis
Dalanya
Paul
...and former cheerleader/supporter turned BHB first (and 1/2) string receiver:
Moses
*does imaginary claps and not with his hands either. Eh heh heh heh*
(if i forgot anyone. Apologies. And If you've played before, skipped a season or two and are returning, you don't really count as new. Just cute).
Our last practice before the inception of the regular season wraps up today. Our goal is to implement some new strategies, incorporate a bevy of preexisting plays and simply (re)familiarize the act of running plays so cum game time, we arent rusty (just lusty and musty).
If you're still second doubting whether or yes to join us for our last, somewhat crucial practice. Well, consider this:
Is it Beneficial? Perhaps.
Will i be sweaty? Maybe.
Some debauchery mixed with moments of that raunchy? Prolly.
But what I CAN guarantee you are 69 degrees or better temperatures, moderately ample parking, the occasional hood ice cream truck that sells frozen meat along with car fresheners and the best security in the area (were adjacent to the police station, so feel protected - and loved).
And ultimately; having a good time. That's the motto (and after the games we pop bottles ----------- of gatorade).
So 6:15 today at Van Asselt playfield (2820 South Myrtle Street Seattle, WA 98108).
The past 3-4 practices/scrimmages have been uber excellente. The first practice was the most fruitful with roughly a dozen people showing up for the
(On a side note: Not certain with the remainder of the team, but I havent trained, worked out, conditioned like this in a long time and reformatting my body so that Im accustomed to sprinting and catching balls to the face like this was lucrative as hell (I believe I may have broke my quadriceps trying to show off with my geriatric self at practice last Thursday). That's why i stress the But irregardless, it was fun. We're gonna have even more funnest of times and it all starts this Saturday.
Speaking of Saturdays game.
It you haven't situated your players fee, if you could please situate that before the first game - that would be awesome possum.
Kickoff for BHB is THIS SATURDAY Sept 15rst at 1 PM a la Memorial Stadium (4th Avenue North Seattle, WA 98109).
Parking isnt as gaping as it is at Van Asselt, so carpool if feasible and arrive at least an HOUR EARLY to get a good stretch and shake off any butterflies or nether-region dandruff (and to show good faith/involvement and displayage of semi-effortful leadership, the team captains will attempt to arrive at 11:55-ish with pregame entertainment until noon that may or may not include; microphone-free karaoke, conjoined voguing and broken cartwheels. YAY!!!).
Hope to see many of you tonight.
Because tonight? IS the night...
... where all your dreams come true.
Umph.
.
_____________________________
*takes whiff*
Ahhh you smell that? Umph - Thats the aroma of a another awesomely ass kicking season of *commences to air guitar*
BEACON HILL BILLIE FOOTBALL EXTRAVAGANZA!!! *echoes* (Ganza za za za za za za zaaaa...)
To those who are bored/bold enough to click on the email/newsletter, much appreciaciones is extended your way (and in more ways than one if necessary eh heh heh. Just kidding. Or maybe).
Dont know about you guys, but the onset of autumn depresses the hell out of me (that is, if youve been self-diagnosed with Season Affective Disorder like yours truly). But fret not my Hill Billie-steins, fall entails gridiron excellence on the collegiate, professional and local recreational levels (and that to me is like a socially sportastic orgasm *ughh ahhh ughghghh*).
And what gooder way to get involved than placing your frisky little fingers on some inflated PIG SKIN BLADDER thatll make you go, Ugh ugghh ahh ughghghhhh
Now that our roster is complete, Id like to formally introduce our new inductees. Everybody (including the plant that Im talking to right now), Id like to introduce to you:
Francis
Dalanya
Paul
...and former cheerleader/supporter turned BHB first (and 1/2) string receiver:
Moses
*does imaginary claps and not with his hands either. Eh heh heh heh*
(if i forgot anyone. Apologies. And If you've played before, skipped a season or two and are returning, you don't really count as new. Just cute).
Our last practice before the inception of the regular season wraps up today. Our goal is to implement some new strategies, incorporate a bevy of preexisting plays and simply (re)familiarize the act of running plays so cum game time, we arent rusty (just lusty and musty).
If you're still second doubting whether or yes to join us for our last, somewhat crucial practice. Well, consider this:
Is it Beneficial? Perhaps.
Will i be sweaty? Maybe.
Some debauchery mixed with moments of that raunchy? Prolly.
But what I CAN guarantee you are 69 degrees or better temperatures, moderately ample parking, the occasional hood ice cream truck that sells frozen meat along with car fresheners and the best security in the area (were adjacent to the police station, so feel protected - and loved).
And ultimately; having a good time. That's the motto (and after the games we pop bottles ----------- of gatorade).
So 6:15 today at Van Asselt playfield (2820 South Myrtle Street Seattle, WA 98108).
The past 3-4 practices/scrimmages have been uber excellente. The first practice was the most fruitful with roughly a dozen people showing up for the
(On a side note: Not certain with the remainder of the team, but I havent trained, worked out, conditioned like this in a long time and reformatting my body so that Im accustomed to sprinting and catching balls to the face like this was lucrative as hell (I believe I may have broke my quadriceps trying to show off with my geriatric self at practice last Thursday). That's why i stress the But irregardless, it was fun. We're gonna have even more funnest of times and it all starts this Saturday.
Speaking of Saturdays game.
It you haven't situated your players fee, if you could please situate that before the first game - that would be awesome possum.
Kickoff for BHB is THIS SATURDAY Sept 15rst at 1 PM a la Memorial Stadium (4th Avenue North Seattle, WA 98109).
Parking isnt as gaping as it is at Van Asselt, so carpool if feasible and arrive at least an HOUR EARLY to get a good stretch and shake off any butterflies or nether-region dandruff (and to show good faith/involvement and displayage of semi-effortful leadership, the team captains will attempt to arrive at 11:55-ish with pregame entertainment until noon that may or may not include; microphone-free karaoke, conjoined voguing and broken cartwheels. YAY!!!).
Hope to see many of you tonight.
Because tonight? IS the night...
... where all your dreams come true.
Umph.
.
I couldn't get pass the 3rd line.
