How To Pull an Emo/Goth bytch

[NoirDynosaur]

Just dress like these nikkas and she's hooked

 

[$cam-U-Well_Jack$on]

I want me one to play with.

 

[Crude]

Back in the days of Backpage pre-2010 I had a little emo/goth cac I use to go see. I’m sure old girl was on drugs, but not strung out or anything yet…

She had the little colorful hair and a few tats always wore black and the thick sole platform boots and she had some nice meat racks on her and mean throat game.

Some guy ended up getting her pregnant and cuffing her and she never would see me anymore after that.

 

[DreamyKnights]

I dont PAWG, but this, this has my interest

WTH

 

[profound]

honkey dont wipe

I challenge anybody to find another 3 words, just 3 words on their own no context, funnier than this

I don’t think it can be done

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Just dress like these nikkas and she's hooked

Don’t do that shyt .. cats will start meowing

 

[Peak]

I wanted to try a goth chick but on looking at them their personal hygiene seems to be on zero.

 

[International S.]

It's always that one nikka coming in taking shyt too serious we know nikka damn

You can't tell that the TikTok is clearly comedic?

nah Ive been taking this nikka serious this whole fukkin time

aint nothing comedic about this

 

[Richard Glidewell]

You ain't got to pretend it me to kick it.......The talk is the same no matter the kind of girl, the only thing that change is subject matter...... you ain't got to fake it........ they want to be the one to put you on to something new....... in turn you get to exchange her horizons........ and that bonus hole because she most definitely gone learn today.........

 

[VertigoKnight]

I pulled a goth chick and her roommate once. I wasn’t even trying and had zero clue the chick was goth until we hung out outside of work. Mannnnn… a breh got to her apartment and saw a bunch of Halloween shyt nowhere near damn October and low key I was shook, but after one night I learned all they wanted to do was drink, sniff that yay and take dikk.



Admittedly, I started getting sucked into their little reality and we had a countdown to our last fukk. I wish I could post pics of how they dressed for raves and shyt, because it was, um… intricate (contacts, big ass boots, they were both tatted up) but the internet is too small. Good times for sure.

Were they Cyber Goths?

Used to mess around with a few of those kinda chicks

 

[Mac Brown]

As a nikka that lives in Houston, and has fukked with goth bytches, this might be the funniest post I've ever read on this site

Yeah man. The breh @shopthatwrecks is hilarious. And be spitting game.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

You ain't got to pretend it me to kick it.......The talk is the same no matter the kind of girl, the only thing that change is subject matter...... you ain't got to fake it........ they want to be the one to put you on to something new....... in turn you get to exchange her horizons........ and that bonus hole because she most definitely gone learn today.........

Catering n pretending is two different things

Learn her then turn her

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

Were they Cyber Goths?

Used to mess around with a few of those kinda chicks

“Goth Fairies”

This pic is VERY accurate btw… But not them.

 

[Blakbrew]

I thought they didn't fukk with brehs, until I saw you freaky emo nikkas pop up around that xxtentacion era. I dont get it