Only way
How to stop someone from robbing you. (I honestly never thought about it this way.)
- Thread starter WheresWallace
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Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
Real talk - one time we were watching a Lifetime Original Movie.
The Ain’t shyt Husband was about to shoot the Nosy Old Man Next Door
when he came on his property to tell him he called the Police.
Bruh pulled the gat and Old Man said in the most non-chalant way “Ya better not…”
like dude didn’t have a gun in his face. Had us dead.
…and yet, he didn’t shoot him!
This of course had the whole room like “I can’t believe that worked”
So “ya better not…” is an inside joke for us, but you gotta say it with the same
voice as the Old Man.
Blah blah…I told that story to say if somebody every tried to rob me I would get shot/stabbed
becpause that’s the perfect context for a “ya better not” and I would prolly say that instinctively
even before I thought about how I would defend myself. The bright side would be I died laughing
The Ain’t shyt Husband was about to shoot the Nosy Old Man Next Door
when he came on his property to tell him he called the Police.
Bruh pulled the gat and Old Man said in the most non-chalant way “Ya better not…”
like dude didn’t have a gun in his face. Had us dead.
…and yet, he didn’t shoot him!
This of course had the whole room like “I can’t believe that worked”
So “ya better not…” is an inside joke for us, but you gotta say it with the same
voice as the Old Man.
Blah blah…I told that story to say if somebody every tried to rob me I would get shot/stabbed
becpause that’s the perfect context for a “ya better not” and I would prolly say that instinctively
even before I thought about how I would defend myself. The bright side would be I died laughing