how/why did a scumbag degenerate like me get summoned for jury duty? SMH

[Boogie]

should i print out coli logs and show em to them?

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

you should definitely shyt your pants and act retarded. I'm pretty sure they won't make you do jury duty if you're mentally unfit for it. At the very least you shytting yourself should clear out the jury room or court room for long enough that they would have to adjourn the trial for that day and postpone the hearing.

 

[Tunez]

I'm 24 and still no jury duty for me

 

[charmander]

Be surprised when you get called for jury duty in a town of 3000 brehs Don't worry, you will know everyone there nikka

No go back out to the barn and post on the coli

We're here for you

 

[Nino Brown]

Turn up dressed as a Hebrew Israelite