How would u handle this situation? Uber driver getting smacked around

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It's not a flea thread without @2meo begging me to aknowledge he exists :beli: My Yeezy thread is next when he wakes up from his nap
:francis: you tagged me in here like you admitted you do in all your threads that are flopping to save them and get them that feature you so desperately crave:skip:
 

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:francis: you tagged me in here like you admitted you do in all your threads that are flopping to save them and get them that feature you so desperately crave:skip:
:what: I never admitted anything to u u little retard :heh:
 

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these dudes would never try that with a dollar van driver. they'd get chopped with the cutlass
 

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Id be like

Ok i drive i drive dont slap me sir.

How can you slap? How can you slaaaaaaaaaap? :damn:

Look back at them nikkas and check them seatbelts. Make sure mine is secure. Goons usually dont buckle up.

Start driving

Look for the nearest pole, tree or wall after i hit 45 mph

Crash head on into nearest inanimate object

Hope someone is dead

Sue everyone in the car

Collect 20 dollars for everyone for the rest of my life.

:blessed:

are you crazy? you gonna wrap ur shyt into a wall and risk killing yourself over three idiots?

all he had to do was hop out the whip with the keys or drive them to the police station.
 

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are you crazy? you gonna wrap ur shyt into a wall and risk killing yourself over three idiots?

all he had to do was hop out the whip with the keys or drive them to the police station.
I know jujitsu my body has been conditioned to take that impact.

I want someone to get severEly injured I ain't calling no police.

Calla ambalance nikka
 

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I know jujitsu my body has been conditioned to take that impact.

I want someone to get severEly injured I ain't calling no police.

Calla ambalance nikka

I didn't know jujitsu allowed you to take head on collisions at 45mph and shrug them off :manny: like a crash test dummy.
 

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I didn't know jujitsu allowed you to take head on collisions at 45mph and shrug them off :manny: like a crash test dummy.
Basically yes. I've been slammed to a mat at 30mph by elite martial artists.

It's nothing.
 
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