How would u launder 10 millions in dirty money

[NotAnFBIagent]

So the feds won't know

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

By telling the coli for a start. .

 

[HabitualChiller]

Put it in several overseas accounts.

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

In an industrial washing machine

 

[Family Man]

The only way I think of washing that money is to run it through a bunch of small businesses. Particularly those business that get a lot of cash payments.

 

[str8up]

I've heard good things about LG, but I prefer the Kenmore Elites

 

[plushcarpet]

I would hire an accountant and tell him to keep a million

 

[morris]

do it the way the big boys do it (and hood fools do not)

Fund a young, well-connected politician.

 

[FaTaL]

why launder? theres no way to wash that much money

 

[tonyclifton]

This is foreign people/ people slinging 101


Open a shytty business


Write everything down

File it every year


Never make large payments. Act like what they think you make is what you make

 

[JOHN.KOOL]

Casino. Give casino owner a cut and play it as a big casino win.

 

[ben anderson]

lots of peruvian chicken places and eastern carry outs

 

[King Poetic]

i'll bury it in my garage under cement

i'll take around 200k and hit various casinos throughout the west coast and southwest

 

[Easy-E]

why launder? theres no way to wash that much money

Exactly, you can barely moved $5,000 without the feds going "what u doin' son?"

 

[Luck]

If it was in cash I wouldn't even launder it, I'd just live modestly for the rest of my life without a care in the world. Maybe here and there clean up a lil of it on the auto auction and craigslist flipping cars for what I paid for em, giving people "good deals" / selling for no profit then overstating the amounts on the bill of sale. Couple of racks here and there multiple times a week if I was inclined to do so

I don't have to live like the 10 million dollar man just because I have 10 million