Weeks leading up to a Smackdown in Detroit, they interrupt regularly scheduled programming with those crazy commercials like in the movie. They can even dress up Mean Gene as the "I'll buy that for a dollar" guy for a few spots.
During the weeks leading up to the Detroit Smackdown various wrestlers, women and backstage crew get robbed, attacked etc... Detectives are brought to interview superstars about what's going on.
Naturally, all the black and Latino wrestlers are suspected as the main culprits

(mjpls with the sombrero). After a few interviews the detectives end up missing, all that is found in the interrogation room is a baggy with white powder residue.
Finally it's the Detroit, the lights cut off and none other than Dean Ambrose music plays. He reveals that he's behind the rash of crime in the WWE Universe, that it shouldn't have been so difficult to figure out because it was right under his nose
Suddenly they cut to a police car rolling up to the Joe Louis Arena and pulling in, the door opens and for a few seconds there's silence until a metallic foot steps out of the car. It's Robocop, the crowd goes apeshyt. As Robo slowly makes his way to the ring Dean does a bump for some courage. Robocop tells him he's under arrest and Dean foolishly attempts a low blow. He falls to the canvas in agony and Robo precedes to drag him out by the hair.