How would you book Lars Sullivan

Dreamzeedream

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Your the least write for the creative team and vince's tell u ge wants to Lars to the moon, how would u get him over
 

Carl Tethers

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Already said this before, but I'd go down the crying Ezekiel Jackson gimmick route - anxious Lars Sullivan would be a goldmine for when WWE feels the need to exploit improving attitude to mens' mental health issues for cheap publicity.

Every week he can be announced to appear only to no show whilst numbers for mental health charities scroll at the bottom of the screen. Michael Cole with the solemn voice, "If you've been affected by the recent plight of Lars Sullivan, just remember you're not alone when you're part of the WWE universe" :mjcry:

He can then be released quietly offscreen for being a racist piece of shyt without debuting
 

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I’d book him at the CZW Tournament of Death and have him get fukked up via weedwhacker, lighttubes, barbed wire, etc. with salt and pepper thrown into his wounds in every single match, from the first round until the final round, where he ultimately jobs out. :demonic:
 

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I'd book him as the retarded cousin of the Harris twins (spike dudley/eugene), including the tattoos.

The put them all on the back of a truckkk to some hicksville indie show.
 
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