How would you break up with a baddie next door?

[Marco Zen]

Yea you can delete her pics and messages and block her, but then every time you look out the window, leave your house or come home there she is front and center.

Lets add to make matters worse, shes not done with you or over you and shes a little coo coo.. she will do things going out her way to try and seduce you back to her.. everyday... knocking on your door, asking for shyt, asking for shower

Let's add to make matters worse the bytch a whole baddie (8.5)

 

[jdubnyce]

Keep her as a side piece, but make her feel like the main
Then
Eventually wind up stabbed in the middle of the night



































Or move

 

[OneManGang]

Just get a new place tbh. Headache until then or until she finally lose interest and finds her new victim. Probably still headache but maybe slightly better

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Give her trash dikk until she no longer wants you

 

[Fukwatutalkinwatisaylaw]

fukk that bytch to sleep every night and dip when the lease up..only to pop up after a few months and continue laying pipe til something better comes along or I get bored. She won't have the new address though

 

[Marco Zen]

Give her trash dikk until she no longer wants you

Thats almost impossible when shes attractive plus down to fukk all the time.
I cant even walk by her in the kitchen without suddenly getting twerked on or dropping to her knees..

Im tired

 

[Richard Glidewell]

This would have required me to have ignored the fact I could see she was crazy.

Easy enough figure out what he turnoff if and do it/ be it

Buuuuut, per my usual answer to all things that require correction by another female....... crash out cousins

 

[Diunx]

Tell her you have aids

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Thats almost impossible when shes attractive plus down to fukk all the time.
I cant even walk by her in the kitchen without suddenly getting twerked on or dropping to her knees..

Im tired

How did she go from your neighbor to being your live in girlfriend that's in your kitchen

 

[Ciggavelli]

Man, I went out with a girl like that. I couldnt' break up with her no matter how hard I tried. She eventually fukked another guy, and I was like fukk you, and we broke up. Mind you I was 19 at the time.

At 43, I'm just like tell her you're done. If you wanna get rude, tell her you're fukking another girl.

But, at 19, I was there breh

 

[Marco Zen]

How did she go from your neighbor to being your live in girlfriend that's in your kitchen

We fukkin.


Sometimes we wind up in either her kitchen or mine

 

[Coco Loco]

Fùcking coworkers and fùcking neighbors are horrible decisions

 

[Womb Raider]

Either give her trash dikk or fukk with someone else in front of her.

 

[Marco Zen]

Fùcking coworkers and fùcking neighbors are horrible decisions

Forbidden fruit

 

[Harry Sax]

Kill her