How would you cancel a relationship you don't want to be in?

[Nintendough]

Bang her dad

 

[Coli Bot]

Be super nice and attentive to her and wait for her to cheat on you as a result of it then leave her for doing it.

 

[Coli Bot]

Told her I wasn't ready for marriage yet and needed to be alone to find myself first but being single for 5 months and seeing the nonsense out here I might have made a mistake

 

[1-8-7-Skillz]

Just be honest and tell it like it is.

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Pee in her bed

Ask her for money

fukk her friends

Take your pick

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

Or tell her you lost your job and wait for her to start picking arguments with you for no reason until one day she wants to have "The talk".


That way you won't feel like the bad guy and you'll know she ain't shyt.

 

[Spectre]

Act overly aggressive and insecure
Blow up her phone at random
Act extra nice needy pushover status

Basically do too much and wait for the fade away (about 3 weeks)...then ur free to do you

You're the good guy w/o blame

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

Stop having sex with her. Just Always be too tired for sex.

Yeah you could be mature and break up with her but sometimes you don't want to be the bad guy.

 

[King Khufu]

Good advice people