How would you survive a horror movie

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Haunted house: First sign of ghosts...get a hotel for the night, and call the realtor the next day. I’m not getting a priest, or an exorcist, or a medium. I don’t want to know what they want. If the ghost says it’s their house, then it’s their house.


Remote home in the woods: I’m not putting myself in that location in the first place, especially with a bunch of white people.


Killer: I’m not hiding IN the building. I’m going to find the nearest exit. I’m going to grab whatever I can to use as a weapon. This includes a pen. A pen with enough force can be a good shank.


When I get outside, I’m running like I’m going for an Olympic gold medal.

 

[daemonova]

fukk up whatever is after me.

 

[WaveWhisperer]

Id keep the pump on me with extra double ammo

Id keep the coupe running

If you fall im leavin ya ass

If you cant shyt the fukk up im leavin ya ass

If you go in the building when i done told ya ass not to go in that buildin im leavin ya ass

If you wana go save a muhfukka im leavin ya ass

If i gotta go in the building im callin for back up way before i get through that bytch

If we escaping a spot and i make it out im not stopping for a gyat damn thing

You roll ya leg you better get up and hop on the other cuz i aint carrying ya ass


If you too curious on some scooby do i really aint fukkin with ya

 

[daemonova]

Id keep the pump on me with extra double ammo

Id keep the coupe running

If you fall im leavin ya ass

If you cant shyt the fukk up im leavin ya ass

If you go in the building when i done told ya ass not to go in that buildin im leavin ya ass

If you wana go save a muhfukka im leavin ya ass

If i gotta go in the building im callin for back up way before i get through that bytch

If we escaping a spot and i make it out im not stopping for a gyat damn thing

You roll ya leg you better get up and hop on the other cuz i aint carrying ya ass


If you too curious on some scooby do i really aint fukkin with ya

Black horror movie ten commandments

 

[ThaEruditious]

It's the only way

 

[Jasonmask]

Pretty much live a horror so yeah

 

[Neuromancer]

Change the channel.

HBO....damn i'm about to die!!!
SHOWTIME!!!!!

cineamax

 

[Neuromancer]

What kinda horror movie?

 

[ThaEruditious]

Demonic posting

Suddenly his screenname makes so much sense

 

[TEH]

Haunted house: First sign of ghosts...get a hotel for the night, and call the realtor the next day. I’m not getting a priest, or an exorcist, or a medium. I don’t want to know what they want. If the ghost says it’s their house, then it’s their house.


Remote home in the woods: I’m not putting myself in that location in the first place, especially with a bunch of white people.


Killer: I’m not hiding IN the building. I’m going to find the nearest exit. I’m going to grab whatever I can to use as a weapon. This includes a pen. A pen with enough force can be a good shank.


When I get outside, I’m running like I’m going for an Olympic gold medal.

 

[NatiboyB]

Well it all depends on the type of horror I’m in..

.But most of the movies I would survive just because my lifestyle is so damn boring the killer will find another victim...

Or if they did want me they wouldn’t expect me to be pretty good with weapons and hand to hand fighting....

But if they are on some supernatural Freddy or mutant type stuff I’m just gone die. And I mean die fast ain’t going to be no trying to kill me for multiple weeks or a whole day. I wouldn’t last in it for 5 minutes like it was some good ass new p*ssy.

 

[Neuromancer]

What kind of horror movie?